As told by Doyle (pictured above)
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"Let me tell you a little bedtime story...
Once upon a time there was a vampire and he was the meanest vampire in all the land. I mean-- other vampires were afraid of him. Then one day, he's cursed by gypsies. They restore his human soul and all of a sudden he's mad with guilt; you know, 'What have I done?' and he's freaked. Yeah, well, it's a fairly dull tale. It needs a little sex is my feeling, so sure enough: enter the girl. Pretty little blonde thing, Vampire Slayer by trade and our vampire falls madly in love with her.
Well eventually, the two of them, they get fleshy with one another and the moment he--well, I guess the technical term is 'true happiness'. But when our boy gets there, he goes bad again and kills again-- it's ugly. So when he gets his soul back for the 2nd time, he figures hey, he can't be anywhere near young miss puppy thighs without endangering them both so what does he do? He takes off. Goes to L.A. to fight evil and atone for his crimes.
He's a shadow, a faceless champion of the hapless human race."
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