July 2002

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Day one in Torquay was spent lazily then. Fergie was feeling a tad under the weather for a change, so the rest of us decided to go to the cinema to see the Minority Report, which was class. This was following a beer, and followed by many many beers. Rory had his eye on this chick who he said was the most stunning woman he’d ever seen, and procedded to slag the soul band, claiming white people cant ‘do’ soul music.

This wee pub had these English tossers in it who had to be gay, and they proceded to beat Gordon at pool - the shame of it. Just as Bolton was about to restore Scottish pride, the guy quit, and McQueeney took over, somehow potting all the balls which Bolton was at the loo. Cheat.

Day 2 in Tq - football day. Following a swim and stuff. Bolton was in goals, McQueeny and McAskill outfiield and David Allan was...there also. In his Jacket that he never took off...