What a great wig!

Wig, wig, wig
What a fine wig you have!
What a strange wig you have!
What a great wig you have!
You are bigwig! ! !
Not only I am fond of you
But everybody is your fan
Due to this wig only, darling!
You do look like a young man
In the office we are
Bound to watch so far
Your full confidence
Do not care a fig
What a fine wig you have!
What a strange wig you have!
What a great wig you have!
You are bigwig! ! !
Your wig has gained so much fame
That all barbers are surprised
They have assembled to think over
How this wig has been devised
If you ask me the truth
O my dear!
I say you prig
What a fine wig you have!
What a strange wig you have!
What a great wig you have!
You are bigwig! ! !
So skillfully and adroitly
You have fully covered your scalp
Your baldness was too ignominious
So this wig came to your help
How clever you are
That you have so far
Won a huge prestige
By means of your rig
What a fine wig you have!
What a strange wig you have!
What a great wig you have!
You are bigwig! ! !