I hate to say it, I really do. {Sigh} However, sometimes you just have to face the facts, as hard as that may be. It is so incredibly cliche, but blondes really do have more fun. I'm serous now. Don't snicker. Take it from one who knows. Really all those jokes are just other peoples' jealousy.
Three blondes go to California on vacation. They see a sign stating "Disneyland Left." So they turn around and go home.
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
An interpreter.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?
It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue!
Three construction workers are at lunch on a beam 30 feet in the air. The red-headed Irishman says, "Potatoes. I hate potatoes. If I get one more potatoe, I'm gonna jump." The Mexican opens his lunchbox and says, "An Taco. I hate tacos. If I get one more taco, I'm gonna jump." The blonde says, "A bologna sandwich. I hate bologna. If I get one more bologna sandwich I swear, I'll jump."
So the next day at lunch the mean got back up on their beam and open their lunches. The red-head finds a potatoe and jumps. The Mexican sees a taco and off he goes. The blonde got a bologna sandwich and off he went.
So the company decided to have a big funeral for all three. The three wives are together. The first one says, "I didn't know he didn't like potatoes. All he had to do was say something and I never would have made them. The second wife sobs, "Me too. I didn't know he didn't like tacos."
They look to the third wife, who says, "Don't look at me. He made his own lunch."
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
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