TUESDAYS WITH IDIOT:A LOVE STORY

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OUR CAST OF CHARACTERS (NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE SQUIRRELS)
JOE or JAY or CHARON or THE ALPHA OF NO ESCAPE That's me folks, the good ol lord of no escape and all around bad guy.	DINGO My apparent archnemesis despite the fact we've never met and I care not what she thinks, she just keeps trying. Bless her heart.	MAGIC My friend, and Dingo's former (long story) cousin by marriage.
MEMORY My supposed ex. (or so I'm told)	HOWARD My supposed ex's newer model. Taller, faster, more torque, better stereo system, heck, he probably even has a five year warranty! What a guy.	ALPHABET SOUP Innocent bystander who like to use the phrase: LIke a mug YO!
SHANIQUA IMPALA My friend's current girfriend	MR. SMITTY Someone dingo has a crush on. MAGIC set him up with another girl and DINGO tried to take the credit.	P TRON Someone DINGO brings up, I have no idea what she's trying to say, but maybe you will
VAGUE I KNOW TWO PEOPLE BY THIS GUY'S REAL NAME, SO I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONE (OR WHAT) DINGO IS TALKING ABOUT	Various people whose names are just astericked out Hey I got lazy, what the [HECK] are you gonna do about?	ROSHAY Idiot. Bit player, no idea who they are.
STANDLY A friend of mine. Video game nerd.	ANTHONY um, this is his real name. He's only mentioned once, and in a rather insignificant way, so why bother changing his name?	DEAD MAN/THE DEAD MY FORMER, MORE VULNERABLE, AND GULLIBLE SELF

NOTES:MY WORDS ARE IN RED, MY NOTES ARE IN GREEN, DINGO'S WORDS ARE WHITE. DINGO'S PALS' WORDS ARE IN GOLD. MAGIC'S WORDS ARE BLUE. NO SPELLING HAS BEEN ALTERED EXCEPT THE MISPELLING OF NAMES, IN WHICH CASE I SIMPLY INSERTED THE CODE NAME MISPELLED. ALL CUSSING HAS BEEN REPLACED BY SIMILAR WORDS IN BRACKETS [] FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN. SOME OF MY COMMENTS TO MEMORY HAVE BEEN DELETED OR SHORTENED BECAUSE I FEEL THEY ARE TOO PERSONAL TO AMUSE YOU. THIS STARTED AFTER I SENT MAGIC AN E-MAIL REQUESTING SHE NOT MENTION MEMORY. BEFORE THAT DINGO AND I NEVER HAD ANY CONTACT, BUT SHE READ MAGIC'S E MAIL AND SENT ME THIS:
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Hey,
This is MAGIC's awesome cousin DINGO, and I wanna know why you wrote that e-mail to her. No, she didn't show it to me, and no she didn't tell me I have her password and I check her email for her. I always hear about her taking up for her, and you show her respect by gripping her out in an email. Um..sorry, I don't think so, not when I'm her cousin. While I'am her cousin you WILL show her respect and you WILL NOT grip at her over MEMORY anything else! It really makes me mad that you did that to her when you should be talking to MEMORY about this, and not throw all of your problems about you two on her. Get a grip MEMORY has a boyfriend and they are happy, I'am sorry that she broke up with you, but you didn't really think you would be together forever did you? MAGIC has been a good enough friend to you and I think you should show her some R-E-S-P-E-C-T!! Don't you dare call her and start gripping at her, if you have something to say you can call me and grip at me because I'm not afraid to tell you what I think of you! Other than that have a nice day!
DINGO
ACCORDING TO MAGIC, DINGO READ MY LETTER OVER HER SHOULDER WHICH WOULD MAKE MOST OF THE ABOVE LETTER A LIE... AND FOR THE RECORD MAGIC AND DINGO WERE COUSINS BY A MARRIAGE THAT ENDED SO THEY ARE NO LONGER COUSINS. THIS DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO BE DISRESPECTING MAGIC THOUGH, PROMISE.
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For some reason or another, DINGO, you hate me. You have spread a few misconceptions that I would like to clear up. And to prevent any more, this is the only mail I am writing you, and MAGIC and MEMORY will also see this. Let's run them down shall we, in order of most ridiculous.
One:I sent ALPHABET SOUP after HOWARD in Drama
Two:I gripe at MAGIC about MEMORY, or I am disrespecting MAGIC in some way
Three:I waste their time threatening to kill myself
Four:I told DINGO that MAGIC talks bad about her
Five:I'm afraid of DINGO or have any respect for her
Give me a second to respond to these please.
One:BS. I am not even on good terms with ALPHABET SOUP right now whether he knows it or not. He broke our truce, and if this is his way of trying to fix things, he has screwed himself ROYALLY. I may not be as smart as some think I am, but I am not nearly as dumb as some give me credit for. I am not blind either, I can see MEMORY made a decision, and though I struggled with it at first, anyone who understands how I felt can see why I didn't let go immediately. Now, about telling ALPHABET SOUP that HOWARD stole MEMORY, that's nonsense on about a thousand levels, even though I might have actually said it. This probably centers around the pig ****er nickname, which I gave to HOWARD after thinking he pursued MEMORY while we were together. However, my mind so strongly believed MEMORY when she said she cared and I made her happy that at the time the fact that SHE may have pursued him or it was a mutual pursuit would not register. Either way is insignificant because MEMORY is HAPPY. Something I could not give her. And despite your lamentations DINGO, It's not as easy to just LET GO immediately. And I realize I've said some mean comments to you DINGO, (but they're not nearly as mean as they could be) so I'll say something rather tranquil: "it is most likely you will understand someday if you clear your mind of it's unwarrented hate for me and look at the facts or if it happens to you. Beware DINGO, if you have a fragile ego, that's about as nice as I get. MEMORY has made her decision, and I am no longer bothering her about it. And if you feel like GRIPING (yes, that is how it is spelled) at me about that, ask MEMORY when the last time I talked to her was. MEMORY needs to be happy, and I need to be left alone, and those can't happen if you try to put yourself in the middle of a situation that's needs to be over. As for HOWARD's little nickname consider it retired. From now on, I will call him: NOTHING. I won't talk about him. He's going out with MEMORY, but MEMORY was with a rather different me. You could say I was more of an and less of a Cha... well, you know. The past is the past and that is where it belongs. My feelings, my mistakes, my MEMORY, are all things of the past and might as well have never existed, they are not real to me, nor do they seem like they ever could have been. If that me has to live, than I suppose those who cared will remember him. But I think it's time to grow up, and forget it.
Two:I don't talk about MEMORY. Period. Hard to gripe about something you don't talk about, isn't it? Do I need to use smaller words DINGO? It's hard to disrespect through griping I'm not even doing. And hopefully MAGIC realizes that those closest to me get made fun of the worse. Anthony anybody? MAGIC is not ugly, has an awe inspiring voice, and is rather intelligent for someone who doesn't know what a spork is. Now MAGIC will look at that last sentence and chuckle at the very least, whereas DINGOeedooda will see an insult amongst gods. Rule one about knowing me:If you can't tell when I'm joking, DON'T know me. that simple.
Three:Ask MAGIC when the last time I've said anything about killing myself, go ahead. I freely admit I joke about my own death so constantly it is obviously unhealthy, but I have a severe obsession with the macabre, perhaps you should ask MAGIC or MEMORY why I've worn all black since 7th grade. And if they don't remember, I'll fill you in later if you'd like. All of this is irrelevant considering the Everclear countdown game which proved I'm not going anywhere, again you'll have to ask MAGIC for that story. DINGO, civilizations rise and fall, dominant species die out and leave no trace, stars burn their last, and the cockroach is still here. This cockroach has a symbol of eternity around his neck as a reminder, it's much easier than having a little Faithe. If MAGIC and MEMORY chooses to talk about me, it is THEIR decision. I would much rather be forgotten than to seekany more forgiveness or sympathy.
Four:I joked about people saying DINGO is stupid. And where as DINGO has proven herself to be ignorant by choice and stubborn, that is human nature. We all do it. But I was JOKING. I said ZERO names. Well, that was pretty short compared to the others.
Five:DINGO, pain is not an enemy to everybody. If any of your high school pals want to hurt me, I am alone in the sense that there are no adults around, and I will request my friends not assist me, at about 6:50 AM at the band room every morning. your friends might want to give my mom time to drive away. If they want privacy, they can try to do whatever they want nearby in this abandoned burnt down frathouse that is only a five minute walk. It is surrounded by trees and up on a hill, so no one will see if they care about that. I will not report the results to any authority, and NO I do not expect to win. But I guess that depends on which me they meet HEE HEE. I have no preference how big they are, how many of them you send, or what they plan to do to me. Use your imagination, because sticks and stones may break my bones, but they'll NEVER kill me.
Well, I realize that this was long, but hopefully you all read the whole thing. I don't want to hear anymore "GRIPPING" about this DINGO, the only person dragging it on is you. So I'll say goodbye starting with least to most important.
DINGO:The only people I sent this to were my other adresses, MEMORY, and MAGIC, If you think I've been mean, keep this up, and I swear to God next time you'll be speaking to someone who signs his name with a happy face and a crosstrigger.
MAGIC:You have been caught in between some bad places that you could never do anything bad enough to deserve to be in, but you're still here. Thank you. If friends exist MAGIC you have to be one.
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You know what [insert name of the buried here]? MAGIC told me she was never ever gonna talk to you again. I could get you in so much trouble, you threatened me, and its in writing!! I never said ALPHABET SOUP jumped on HOWARD, I said that they were arguing and ALPHABET SOUP said something about you and HOWARD said hes doing that because he thinks I stole MEMORY away from him. Don't think you can turn my friends against me, because you can't. SHANIQUA IMPALA told me that you tried to get her to beat me up? Yeah right, we've been good friends since 5th grade, and you can't change it. Try to get MAGIC against me! MAGIC says you always talk about killing yourself. You say youy can call me worse names? Then do it, and see what happens. I never hated you, when I started to dislike you was when MAGIC was telling me the stuff you were doing. Stupid, I never knew you called me stupid, and I'm not blind, I know who I hate. I'm not scared of you, and unlike you I'm not a freak, and yes MEMORY is beautiful, thats why I will never understand why she went out with you, I can understand why she is going with HOWARD. DUH! MAGIC is beautiful and has a beautiful voice, don't you think I know, after all she is my cousin!! I never said anybody was going to kill you. So, whatever, I have a life, people like me, and I'm what you could call "popular" with everybody. Yes, I'am friends with freaks, assuming MAGIC started out as one forever ago, and now she is one of us.
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Magic responded the same day by writing:
Hey. Listen, I would never ditch you as a friend because i love the people closest to me.. Dont freak out when i say love... Not as i do a relationship, but as my keep me up people.. [insert name of the buried], i care the world for you and what happens to you, most of all, how you feel. I want you to be happy but i know how hard that is.. I'm just like you in more wayz than you suspect! But the thought of me leaving you alone hurts!! You mean so much to me... Thanks for the things nice about me in the note.. I cried nearly because they made me very happy.. I wont waste anymore of your time, so think about what i said... There are some things i wish to say i cant express through enough,,
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[insert name of the buried], Hey, stupid!! Why the [HECK] are you mad at MAGIC? She doesn't really care, but it involves 3 of my friends. MAGIC, MEMORY, and HOWARD. MAGIC and MEMORY didn't make HOWARD get into band, that was his decision, so I think that you just need to get a grip on yourself, and get over it!! MAGIC didn't lose a bestfriend, she has MEMORY and me. You were just someone, so don't think you're hurting her, because you're not!!
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My response to Dingo can be found by clicking
HERE
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I SENT THIS TO MAGIC EXPLAINING A MISUNDERSTANDING, (AGAIN) DINGO READ HER MAIL AND GOT INVOLVED
According to everybody some girl whose name I don't quite remember was saying "BLAME MAGIC".... Adios
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I NEVER SAID THAT, SO DON'T EVEN TRY IT YOU UGLY PSHYCO!!
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Oh no DINGOedodah, I would NEVER forget your name. You see, it was this other girl whose name I can never quite recall, but everyone tells me she used to be REAL important to me, funny isn't it. HEEHEE, HEEHEE
P.S. how does it feel to get to ride the little bus to school?
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I don't ride the bus to school
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The only one thats stupid is you. You think you can hurt me, well you can't, and I have been called worse things before, all you are is nothing, you're vapor, you mean nothing to anybody, nobody likes you, so get over it!!!
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Wait... Wait... Who am I Ready... GO! WAAA WAAAA!!!! I've been called worse!! WAAA!!! It's not my fault God gave me a minimal amount of intelligence WAAAAA!!!!!!! Why stupid so I am? WAAAAA!!!!! No one likes you and I really expect my words, the words of an utter dunce to hurt, WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, I'm done. Now take a shot shot. Go ahead guess. Guess who, c'mon, think a little if that's possible! Got the answer? Good. HAVE A NICE DAY WENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! "In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return"
The Book of Genesis, Chapter 3, Verse 19
"Unless thine are DINGO, in which case t'would be a miracle if thou can readest anything, let alone this giblet"
The Book of Charon, Chapter 4, Verse 2
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THIS WAS ORIGINALLY SENT IN INCREASINGLY BIG FONTS, FROM ABOUT 3 TO 5
[FORK] OFF YOU UGLY LITTLE [BEACH]!! TONTO? WHAT THE [HECK] ARE YOU GOING TO COME UP WITH NEXT, FREAKA****?? MEMORYY IS A SEETIE, AND GUESS WHAT?? SHE LOVES HOWARD (INSERT MIDDLE AND LAST NAME) WITH ALL HER HEART, MORE THAN SHE'LL EVER EVER LOVE YOU!!
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THIS WAS SENT IN ABOUT FONT 3
LOOK! I CAN USE BIG LETTERS TOO! AND ONCE AGAIN YOUR SEEMINGLY UNENDING IGNORANCE HAS CAUSED YOU TO MISJUDGE ME. WHERE AS I MAY NOT BE HUMAN, I'M CERTAINLY NOT A FEMALE DOG DINGY! AND OH YEAH, TONTO IS A SPANISH WORD FOR WASTES OF HUMAN GENETICS SUCH AS YOURSELF!!!! AND WHAT WILL I COME UP WITH NEXT? I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'LL SURE BE BETTER THAN FREAKA**** DINGOEDOODA! DIDJA THINK OF THAT ONE ALL BY YOURSELF? DID YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS HELP YOU WITH THAT ONE? THEY HATE YOU TOO! AND GO DINGO! I AM UGLY... BUT, WAIT WAIT... YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY YOU LITTLE NIMROD SO I GUESS YOU LOSE AGAIN! AWWWW..... POOR LITTLE FREAKIN CRYBABY TRIED SO HARD, TRY AGAIN DINGOY, I DON'T BELIEVE AND YOU AND NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE, BUT YOUR JUST RETARDED ENOUGH TO KEEP GOING! OH AND HOWARD LOVES MEMORY, MEMORY LOVES HOWARD, AND YOU LOVE MAKING A PUTZ OUT OF YOURSELF! SEETIE? MEMORYY? HOTMAIL HAS A GOL DURN SPELL CHECKER YOU HICK!OH WHAT FUN! DINGAWEE YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE AND BRING A SMILE TO MY FACE WITH EACH LETTER YOUR SKANK FINGERS TYPE. WHAT THE CRAP AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY? OH SHE'S GONE! IT HURTS SO MUCH, I HAVEN'T MOVED ON AND... OH WAIT. I HAVE. WELL GEE DINGIDDIDDY, YOU FESTERING POOL OF UNIMPORTANCE, I JUST REMEMBERED I DID! BUT YOU'LL KEEP BRINGING IT UP BECAUSE YOU SIMPLY HAVE NOTHING MORE. UNLIKE YOU I CAN SPELL, I HAVE AN ABOVE 2ND GRADE VOCABULARY, AND I'M NOT A HUMAN JOKE. SO MENTION HER, MENTION HIM. SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT. CAUSE IT DOESN'T HURT JAY. AND JAY WILL WIN THIS WAR OF WORDS, BECAUSE YOU'RE BARELY SENTIENT, LET ALONE A WORTHY OPPONENT FOR THIS CONFLICT. KEEP TRYING DINGO, AND I'LL KEEP PROVING THAT I AM BETTER. SMARTER. ANGRIER. AND A LOT MORE OF A WORDSMITH. FOR I AM THE ALPHA. AND YOU ARE DIRT.
HAVE A NICE DAY WENCH
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Monkey? Wow, did you make that up all by your ugly self? I know I look good, people at the high school know I look good. I'm not going to let you ruin my day, and you can QUIT trying to get people in band to kick my [ASH], because I have a tough cousin at the high school, in fact I have 6, so don't try it. Do you know how badly you are made fun of by everyone at the Jr. High, everyone even in band makes fun of you. Most be sad to be hated so bad. You know what you should do to make everyone happy? KILL YOURSELF!! You're always saying you will, so why don't you just do it? C'mon you know you want to. What purpose do you have in this world? How would you know what I look like anyways? Exactly, you don't! I know I look pretty, I'm popular, I'm rich, I dress good, I have friends, I have guys, I have money. I can atleast dress myself better than you can! How can you compare with me? You can't, there is no way in [HECK] you can! Guys, like P TRON, thought I liked him, because of MAGIC and VAGUE, he hated me just like you, but you know what he said? He said that he would be at the head of the class and be popular because of me, until they said April Fools! I tried to be nice to you, I tried to settle things, but you acted like a [BEACH] about everything!! So, go ahead, be a [BEACH], call me some more [SHIZNIT], I will just laugh at your ignorance. I can guarantee Rachel and half of the band hates you. Oh, good luck with MEMORY and HOWARD next year!
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Actually a monkey is an animal and not wnating to go into the specifics, let's just say I think it's been around longer than me, so no I didn't make that up all by my uglyself you chimp looking crybaby. Every time I mention "MAGIC's cousin" or your name someone always goes: The one who looks like a monkey? And as for not letting me ruin your day, good. I'm sure you bust out bawling everytime someone insults you and then proceed to have a perfect day. God, how does a brain fit into a skull as thick as yours? Maybe your spelling, self image, and grammer centers were cut out to make room. For the record Dingo (that's my new sobrique for you; look the s word up before you cry, it'll make more sense), I've never asked anybody to smack you up, I figure nature's respective ugly and stupid sticks have done that well enough. But if you know OH SO MANY tough guys, BRING IT. Cause nothing they could do physically could possibly impare my thinking to where I couldn't outthink a simpleton such as yourself DINGawweee. You have six cousins, who probably outnumber your brain cells, I'm SO AFRAID. And everyone at the junior high doesn't matter to me. But they matter to you. And each one that can view you as the failure of breeding that you are hurts you. Cause your defenses are shallow. Popular? HA. Shallow defense for a shallow, ugly little girl with a limited vocabulary. And yeah, sometimes the thought of grubs like you walking the earth does thin the ranks of people like me, but I got bad news Slappy: MY KIND WILL NEVER BE EXTINCT! There will always be people like me that you know are smarter and better. And seeing how filthy little rats like yourself want me dead, is MORE than enough reason to live. If I have one purpose it must be to crush incompetence like yours. Most be sad? What did I say about a spell checker DINGy? Ooohh... you're rich. I'm impressed by that! Oh wait... NO I'M NOT! Just because your parents have something does not mean you've accomplished JACK you greasy little ape. Oh and you said you had money too. You said the same thing TWICE. Does your head rattle when you nod? Cause you appear to have nothing to say as always. atleast? How many times must I mention the spell checker before the person reading this to you tells you what one is? I may be the dirt of the earth DINGadeedooda, but compared to the fecal matter such as yourself? I look pretty good. Even in that eternal fire. Oh and P TRON seems smart for the first time ever. Maybe he can team up with MR. SMITTY and start a club of guys who don't care your alive. You're a funny little punk DINGy. You didn't try to settle Jack. You still said this was my fault. April fools? You fell for that? I could say I'm surprised but your ignorance never seems to amaze me. Yet again, I would like to point out that I am neither female nor dog. Or to say that in terms you can interpret: I ain't a gal er a woof woof! Oh, MAGIC hates me does she? I'm scared, you're such a reliable source from what I've heard. And the half of the band that doesn't hate me are the half whose opinions matter. The half that does are probably 75 cent accidents like you DINGy. Gurantee the world DINGO, you'll still be full of crap. Oh, and me and MEMORY and HOWARD? We're gonna have one heck of a shindig! Won't you bring them up next time? I know you have nothing but the same three sentences to repeat in different words. Guess who I am: MEMORY LOVES HOWARD MORE THAN YOU! I HAVE MONEY! I'M SO PRETTY! MEMORYY'S A SEETIE! ATLEAST I HAVE GOOD DRESS AND... DINGY HUNGRY, WHERE TOILET? Here's a hint, she's a primitive mind that happens to look exactly like your reflection Chimpy. Life is good with people like you around. It is such a self esteem boost to know I can be this superior to someone. Gosh doggit, looks like I win again. Keep trying you reminder of why remedial classes were invented. I'll keep winning. I'll still be the Alpha. And you'll still be a retard. Oh, and good luck tying your shoes by yourself someday!
HAVE A NICE DAY WENCH
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AND THEN.. NOTHING. UNTIL THIS LITTLE SPAT ON MESSENGER:

Dingo says:
I hope you know you don't hurt my feelings, and I laugh at your stupidity
Joe Psycho says:
right
Joe Psycho says:
;)
Dingo says:
Why should I go and cry over someone like you?
Joe Psycho says:
Squirrels.
Dingo says:
Whatever, you're stupid
Joe Psycho says:
Monkeys can't call people stupid :)
Dingo says:
Thats not hurting me
Joe Psycho says:
I know. :)
Joe Psycho says:
I'm just being friendly.
Dingo says:
YEAH GO HANG WITH YOUR LOW CLASS REJECTS!!

SHE THEN PROCEEDS TO JUST GET OFFLINE. NOT VERY SPORTING IS IT?
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And about a month after that...

Princess Dingo says:
Do you still hate me
Joe Psycho says:
ha
Joe Psycho says:
why would I hate you?
Joe Psycho says:
you're not the one everyone hates
Joe Psycho says:
remember? Joe Psycho says:
that's good ol me
Princess Dingo says:
What are you talking about
Joe Psycho says:
everyone hates me according to you
Joe Psycho says:
or did you forget?
Joe Psycho says:
heehee
Princess Dingo says:
Well, according to a certain person who provided me with
my information said everyone in band hates you
Joe Psycho says:
hahaha
Princess Dingo says:
I only said that Anna, Courtney, and the other S club memebers hated you
Joe Psycho says:
that's not what I remember....
Joe Psycho says:
maybe a look at
https://www.angelfire.com/ok3/landofnoescape
will refresh your memory
Princess Dingo says:
I dont want to read you dumb website
Princess Dingo says:
Its old [DEAD MAN], think of something new
Joe Psycho says:
your, your dumb website
Joe Psycho says:
at least try
Princess Dingo says:
And I'm not stupid or dumb
Joe Psycho says:
and my name is Jay
Joe Psycho says:
of course you're not
Joe Psycho says:
you're a seetie
Princess Dingo says:
[DEAD MAN], Kyle, Jay, MAGIC told me all about you personalities
Princess Dingo says:
I have a 3.8 GPA
Princess Dingo says:
I'm in academic club
Joe Psycho says:
isn't that special
Princess Dingo says:
So, I must not be stupid
Joe Psycho says:
I'm not "gripping"
Princess Dingo says:
Thats how you spell it I asked Mrs. B*****
Joe Psycho says:
right
Princess Dingo says:
I did, MAGIC was there
Princess Dingo says:
Look, I'm trying to make things right, I don't want any enemies right now
Joe Psycho says:
yeah your truth telling record is SO good
Joe Psycho says:
enemy?
Joe Psycho says:
you haven't struck me hard enough to register higher than "nuissance"
Princess Dingo says:
Thats not how you spell it
Joe Psycho says:
oh... you noticed
Joe Psycho says:
or did you?
Joe Psycho says:
isn't this fun?
Princess Dingo says:
[DEAD MAN], if you are trying to intimidate me, its not working
Joe Psycho says:
don't have to.
Joe Psycho says:
that wouldn't be fun.
Princess Dingo says:
You are not funny at all
Joe Psycho says:
nope. not one single bit.
Princess Dingo says:
Whatever, I know that you are going to try to ruin my life next year,
but its not going to work, I don't care if you are a Sr. or not
Joe Psycho says:
I don't need to ruin your life.
Joe Psycho says:
You're funny enough already.
Princess Dingo says:
What is that suppose to mean
Joe Psycho says:
Choose.
Princess Dingo says:
Oh, if Amanda or SHANIQUA IMPALA didn't tell you,
my cousin was gonna break your ribs
Joe Psycho says:
which one?
Joe Psycho says:
Do I know him?
Joe Psycho says:
Does he like Risk?
Joe Psycho says:
Cause I like Risk
Princess Dingo says:
Cole H******
Joe Psycho says:
Does he like Risk?
Joe Psycho says:
It's a yes or no question
Princess Dingo says:
Yes, hes mean
Joe Psycho says:
oh. when he breaks my ribs, will it be like the time
MAGIC stopped speaking to me?
Joe Psycho says:
and hes?
Joe Psycho says:
you can do better than that
Joe Psycho says:
c'mon, try
Princess Dingo says:
No, he told Amanda C****** that, and if you dont believe it he'll call ya
Princess Dingo says:
You don't even know who I'am, you know nothing about me
Joe Psycho says:
I know enough.
Joe Psycho says:
I remember your hate. It was pretty
Princess Dingo says:
No, you have no right to be calling me names,
when you have no clue wha I'am,
you know I could be a pretty nice person
Joe Psycho says:
You're not to me.
Joe Psycho says:
You're just another person who doesn't know me who hates me.
Princess Dingo says:
I'm trying to be, I'm trying to work things out
Joe Psycho says:
And that's funny
Princess Dingo says:
The only reason I emailed you the very first time,
was beacsue MAGIC told me and MEMORY too,
and I emailed you from my account,
and MEMORY emailed you from MAGIC's account
Joe Psycho says:
That's not what Rachel told me.
Princess Dingo says:
Well, you can ask anyone in the library that day,
she sent all of her friends the email you wrote her,
and she told us to write you and bitch at you,
because you hurt her, and as a good cousin I did
Princess Dingo says:
Even though, I know now I shouldnt have
Joe Psycho says:
*smiles*
Joe Psycho says:
of course you should have.
Joe Psycho says:
everyone hates me remember?
Princess Dingo says:
You know what Jay, you can't drop anything, and I'm trying to be nice to you,
so you know what I give up, so whatever
Joe Psycho says:
Have a nice day
Joe Psycho says:
And remember who's the God of Hate around here.

AND THEN SHE JUST GETS OFFLINE AGAIN. KIDS TODAY ARE SO FREAKIN RUDE.
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Late June 2001;A few weeks after that last bout I recieved this lovely little note from one of Dingo's friends.
I THINK YOURE WEBSITE IS THE DUMBEST WEBSITE EVER!! I BET YOURE A REAL LOSER!! I KNOW PEOPLE WHO KNOW YOU, AND I HEAR YOU HAVE A FRO!! I BET YOURE AN UGLY PIECE OF [SAND] ARENT YOU? C'MON, DONT BE SCARED TO SAY YOU ARE, ITS OKAY, I WONT BASH YOU TO HARD ON MY WEBSITE THAT I MAKE!! I HANG OUT WITH HALLIE C*******, AND TREVOR Z****, I AM SO POPULAR, I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD TELL YOU HOW GAY YOU ARE!!
ROSHAY
WHO ARE THEY? I DON'T KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU ASK THEM AT pshycofreak1234@yahoo.com
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THIS COMES OUT OF THE BLUE SO I RESPOND LIKE SO:
What's the matter, DINGO couldn't do her own dirty work? Does using all caps make you feel important? Do you feel better? I hope so, cause I do. That e mail of yourS is some funny crap, roshay. Have a Nice Day Punk
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FUTURE INSTALLMENTS COMING SOON? MAYBE...
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