All articles © SmarkTown, 2002. All pictures © J. Kyle and Zak Blak unless they link elsewhere. This site is not affiliated with World Wrestling Entertainment and its content is not monitored or condoned by the WWE. However, I would sell out in an instant and begin shilling for them if I saw the slightest hint of decent money, dropping each and every one of these guys if instructed to do so; unfortunately it's more likely they'd just steal Alan from me. I am not a dictator but am pretty good at Risk. This text is too small to read and this little in joke is pathetic considering this sites lack of hits. I hate the world.An ashamed part of jkyle.com.