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***the triple threat's dark angel***
Uh.... sorry about this kids but I have little choice...
King of the Ring Semifinals
Flippity Floppity Stoner VS My Career is Dead but Johnny is still with me
RVD beats Jericho CLEANLY as Shane said. (***) Jericho deserved better. RVD is NOT consistent enough for the world title. Don't like it? Bite me. RVD is good but not great. Accept it.
Lawler interviews RVD. RVD challenges Godzilla. The guys who BOUGHT the PPV are trying to convince me RVD isn't really a pot head. He just challenged Godzilla. Jericho beats him down and prepares to job to Edge next month.
KOTR Semifinals:
This is a Test VS The future of the WWF Brock Lesnar accept that and stop bitching smark boy
Brock beats Test. Try to hide your surprise. Heyman set Test up for the F5 by hitting Test with the Oy Gevalt punch of doom. (**) I like Test now for some reason. And yet, I still hate the Pope for cheating to beat Ghandi at the first King of the Ring.
Coach finds Bubba, Bubba cuts a promo, I don't give a flying fuck, end of segment.
Build up for the cruiser match. No one cares. No one. If you do, whatever, Godzilla, blah blah blah.
The only consistent 3 Count Wrestler VS Jamie San
Must... not... cuss... BORING. Boring. Boring. What do you get when you take the Cruiserweights and make them wrestle a WWF Style match with just a few more high spots than usual? NOTHING compared to what WCW used to give me. Hurricane hits a sweet superneckbreaker but Jamie Knoble has to win with a powerbomb because that would make no sense. (**) Nidia helped Jamie win but odds are no one will ever read this so na na na.
Terri interviews Eddie who cuts a GREAT promo giving a shout out to his whole family and a kid they adopted the day previous. Eddie should be main eventing, not RVD.
Latino Heat VS Who is this WCW Guy and why should the marks care?
Ric Flair wins after interference from WHITE Dudley. (**) Poor Ric, Vince won't ever quit pissing on WCW.
Regal and Chris Nowinski are at the World. For those of you keeping score, Edge Billygunned his title.
Women's Title
Molly beats Trish and that's all you get and you can blame Shane cause this ain't my regular gig. (1.5*)
Angle bashes Hogan. I nod in agreement.
Kurt Angle VS The Original and Yet Still More Mobile HHH
Hogan drags Kurt down and Kurt is in a match that bores me. For all of you singing Hogan's praise for "doing the right thing" remember the outcome of his match with Jericho? Here's a hint: it's outcome was different than this one, where Hogan LOST CLEANLY via tapout to the anklelock. (**)
Goldust, Rock, and Booker T cut a promo that gives this show HALF it's rating.Booker is on his way up which rules but Goldust should be too. I'll never understand why Dustin can't get over without the paint, but I like the Goldust character.
KOTR Finals:
Flippity Floppity Stoner VS Brock
Heyman helps a little and RVD gets BROCKed up. (*) For a PPV this show is dragging like a mother. Oh well at least the era of Brock really is upon us. Stay at home Austin. Take both HHHs, Taker, and the nWo with you.
Triple Ruxpin hugs most of the nWo and prepares to have a horrible match.
WWF Title:
Hunter Ruxpin VS MarkTaker
30 minutes or so of punching. The Rock is in here somewhere. Fuck this. (-100*) Undertaker is still champion. The lesser of two evils. HE WILL JOOOOOOOOOOB TO BROCK!
The jist? Worst PPV I've seen since KOTR (and no just because THEY change the official acronym doesn't mean I'm going along with it) 2000. Shit on a stick and I say to thee bring Russo on and here's hoping the door didn't hit Austin's wife too hard on the way out. 4/10. "did you see king of the ring?" "whatever dude."
****You know why your ass doesn't have a price tag? Cause AngryJohnny already owns it.****
