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William Regal and Lance Storm vs Goldust and Hurricane
RadioGuy: Kane and Booker have moved on to Elimination Chamber main-event status for tonight, and their former partners in the tag division have joined to take on what's left of the UnAmericans. Test has become a testicle and Christian has become a memory what with his "alternate for the elimination chamber" bit, so basically what we have here is leftovers vs leftovers. Thanks for this treat, Mr. McMahon. I think perhaps Goldust and Hurrican could become an entertaining combo for the next few Raw broadcasts, so in this one, I'm predicting that Regal and Storm will put over the freaks. Remember, boys and girls, freaks are cool. Goldust/Hurricane
RadioGirl: I would like to see Goldust and Hurricane take this one, but I'm afraid the power of the punch is going to enable Regal and Storm to steal tonight's victory. Regal/Storm
I'll say Regal/Storm b/c of the Job for a Job karma system. Storm and Regal have really taken it up the pipe on free TV, so PPV is their moment, they're gonna freeze it and own it, they're gonna never let it go...
Cruiserweight Championship: Kidman (c) vs Jamie Noble
RadioGuy: Kidman won the title from Noble last week on SmackDown with a shooting star press. He successfully defended it on this week's SmackDown, again versus Noble, and again with a shooting star press. I think the creative team has something huge in store for tonight...for Kidman to win again, versus Noble, via the shooting star press! Good stuff, this sports entertainment. Kidman is well-deserving, though, and I'm glad to see he's getting recognition, gold, and PPV time. Kidman
RadioGirl: Kidman's been on a roll lately, beating Noble even with Nidia at his side. I think they're finally giving Kidman a little of the spotlight he rightfully deserves, and I believe they'll continue to push him, and put him over Jamie Noble. Kidman
Noble, cause Kidman is cardboard and Noble is still keeping Rey's belt warm until Rey wins it and somehow it's merged with the Raw belt.
Women's Championship Hardcore Match: Trish Stratus (c) vs Victoria
RadioGuy: Just when you think you have it all figured out, Taker loses at Hell in a Cell. Last month, RadioGirl found this out first hand as I rubbed my correct prediction all in her face. Yeah, so we ended up with the same record when it was all over, but I only talk about my VICTORIES here! Victoria IS hardcore. Right? Right. So Trish will win, Stratusfaction Guaranteed. Trish Stratus
RadioGirl: Trish has held the belt for quite some time now. I think her reign is going to end tonight. I'm a big fan of Trish (And her puppies--RadioGuy) so I'd love to see her retain, but it's a hardcore match, and, well...Victoria IS the man. Victoria
Like I care. Trish.
Six Man Tag Team Tables Match: Bubba Ray Dudley, Spike Dudley, and Jeff Hardy vs Three Minute Warning and Rico Constantino
RadioGuy: The White Dudleys and the Talented Hardy are all about Tags, Tables and...T...T...well, they're all about tags and tables. Unlike my above example, I think experience wins here. Three Minute Warning has received a tremendous push and then withered away in the last two months. To further bury Bischoff's buddies, and Bischoff by association, I see the faces taking a surefire victory tonight. As a matter of fact, Bubba takes Rosey...Jeff takes Jamal...and Spike takes Rico. Take it for what it's worth. Bubba/Spike/Jeff
RadioGirl: Three Minute Warning has kicked entirely too much ass, plus the three good guys are pretty much kings in tables and tag matches. Bubba/Spike/Jeff
Vince has never ceased to sacrifice large groups of relatively over midcarders to get newbies over Alan. Your woman's got it RIGHT. 3 Minute Warning and God.
Tag Team Titles Three Way Tag Match: Edge and Rey Misterio (c) vs Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit vs Los Guerreros
RadioGuy: Edge and Rey are getting over huge with the fans. I'm a massive Rey Misterio mark, and I am biased in saying that they will win. However, Angle and Benoit shook hands and they are looking to reclaim those titles, so look for them to put up a big fight. While I acknowledge that the Mullet and the Nephew have no chance of winning, I do believe they will have a major impact in the finish of the match. However, I still believe the faces are only midway through their push, and I'm going with them. Edge/Rey
RadioGirl: The Guerreros are all talk, so they're out already. The match comes down to the champs and the former champs, and I believe that the reconcile they made this week won't last. For some reason or another, Angle and Benoit are going to get into it. It's going to ruin their chance of winning, and that only leaves the champs to retain the titles. Edge/Rey
Why go against the others here? Because they ain't wasting the blowoff to Angle/Benoit at the low priority December PPV. Look for Benoit/Angle at Royal Rumble. I still says that's when it happens.
World Title Match: Brock Lesnar (c) vs The Big Show
RadioGuy: The Big Show is a name created by McMahon's crew as an insult to TBS, home of half of WCW's old flagship programming. I believe Thunder was on TBS, Nitro on TNT. Regardless, the name is dated, and if ever makes a face turn again, he could return to the Giant moniker if there are no copyrights. However, two things are very unlikely tonight for Paul Wight. One is a face turn, the other is a victory. Brock may have his legit rib injuries, but I'm pulling for Brock to retain. Five months, you say? Five months of Brock Lesnar retaining the title? Well...Big Show was traded to SmackDown to move to the main event scene. He hadn't been on PPV for awhile, so here he is. Championship material? Hell no...Brock could outwrestle Show with FOUR broken ribs. Brock retains in a decent, stiff match. Look for it to end one of two ways: Huge surprise F5, or huge surprise Shooting Star Press! Also, look for Lesnar to drop Heyman, or Heyman to double-cross Brock for Show. Brock Lesnar
RadioGirl: Lesnar's hurting. He's going to need time off. Plus, he's three times smaller than Big Show. The things Heyman has been telling Lesnar are true. No suplexes, no F5, no victory. Show hasn't been on a PPV for months or held a title for years. He's due, and it's coming against Brock Lesnar. Big Show
Tabbie... champ can't comptete regualarly so he drops the belt? Remember Shawn? Hogan? Brock retains but lightens his workload after. Gotta be in good shape for Angle at Wrestlemania.
Raw World Title Elimination Chamber Match: Triple H (c), Shawn Michaels, Kane, Rob Van Dam, Booker T, Chris Jericho
RadioGuy: Triple H is going down tonight. The world will rejoice. I'm usually confident in my predictions, but tonight I've chosen the faces over the heels in every single match. While I know I may have some errors in there, I'm confident in this. A face will leave the first ever elimination chamber as champ. Who? Ummmm......I believe it may be a revenge finish. However, Kane needs revenge for the Katie Vick angle, and the Heartbreak Kid needs revenge for the sledgehammer shots. I'm not a huge Shawn Michaels fan, but he has talent and charisma. I'll admit that. He also has speed. Kane? He has the slow-mo top rope clothesline. If I must make a prediction, I'll go with the one getting the biggest pops and possessing the most ability to elevate the title. Shawn Michaels
RadioGirl: I had a hard time narrowing this one down to one, but I'm thinking it's either Kane or HBK. HHH has been a real asshole to Kane with the Katie Vick thing, and HBK was put in a wheelchair. They both want revenge, and they could easily both get it in the elimination chamber. However, the deciding factor is that Michaels hasn't been to Madison Square Garden in 4 years, and he just can't wait to be back. Michaels seems really excited about the possibilities, and I think he'll take the victory. Shawn Michaels
Can Vince be stupid enough to think Shawn will play nice as champion? Who knows... HHH IS losing. I'll say Kane because he's tall, white, been feuding with HHH, white, and not Chris Jericho or some overated burnout who's more suited to the X Division than the world title. Speaking of which, Lo Ki is minor league Cliff. NOTHING is holding him back from the WWE. There's no way in HELL that Tajiri is favoritized. Tajiri is JAPANESE man. HIM>Low Ki McKwikKIKLOSDONTSELL. Raw sucks. Fuck the moron who decided Hawaii didn't need UPN. Shannon Moore is a Velocity for life fuck up. How's that for a Reality Check? Yeah. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK off, I'm out.
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