First we're treated to Uncle Eric talking about how awesome Raw is. Then he presents....BROCK LESNAR!!! Brock and Heyman come out and Heyman talks about no one believing him like he was Sam Beckett in Quantum Leap. Brock won KOTR. Brock beat Hogan. Brock got the belt. Brock then tells everyone he rules...till HBCake's music hits...but no...Its the star of the show....TRIPLE H!!!!! He OF COURSE talks about how it was HIM to weakened Rock for Brock. He then says he's ready to fight Brock....then its Taker *gong* Time!!!! Taker *gong* and Triple H start fighting and then Brock helps double team Taker *gong* Then he backs up...but NOOOO Triple H could NEVAR lose his heat! So he turns around and they confront each other till Taker *gong* beats them up and tosses them both out. Music plays, everyone jumps around.

Its announced that Lillian will meet Finkel tonight in a match. I want to die.

Uncle Eric tells us it'll be Triple H vs. Taker *gong* for a first contender's match tonight....and with that....CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKAAAAAAAAAA?!!?

Booker T vs. Christian
A heat gainer match for the Book. Booker and Christian fight. Lance Storm gets involved, and at the end Booker gets the Axe kick for the pin. ** This was quick and boring. 1 year ago exactly, Booker couldn't draw the heat of a hemeroid on an 80 year old's ass. But THANKFULLY he now rules. Yipee!

Backstage Christian complains, but Test says he's got something that'll make the UnAmericans famous.

Earlier tonight we were shown that Nowinski wanted Molly to accompany him to the ring and she said yes. Victoria sat there.

Nowinski & Regal vs. Runt and Bubba TOUGH!
I'm just not in the mood to describe matches tonight!!! Maybe its cause Summerslam owned this shit to all hell. But anyways, later in the match Molly was gonna get tabled but Nowinski saved her and ran. Then Bubba caught Regal and pinned his ass. He was then tabled. *.5 NEXT???

In the back Uncle Eric tells the guest that when he calls his name to come out for his lifetime achievement award.

In the back Molly says she'd do anything for Nowinski. He says he can think of something she can do. HIS DICK!!! HO HOOOO!!! Nowinski IS Harvard material!!

Uncle Eric calls out....Jimmy Superfly Snuka!! KICK ASS!!! They then show a badass reel of him doing what he does best. Then Uncle Eric says that was an entertaining...THREE MINUTES...and we get SAMOAN ON SAMOAN VIOLENCE!!! ITS ISLANDER DRAMA HERE ON THE TRIPLE H SHOW!! So Snuka at first has the upper hand but then gets double teamed and takes the Samoan Splash of Death! Uncle Eric laughs and so do I!

Snuka is being helped out but out comes Jericho! He comes in and kicks Snuka's ass and then disses N.Y. Ah, poor Jericho...what happened to your awesomeness??

Gay Hardy vs. Jericho
This wasn't too bad of a match. Some nice suplexes were hit. But J is right, Jericho lost all of his signature moves somehow. It all comes down when Hardy gets the upper hand. Some nice pinning predicaments, and finally he lays Jericho out. Swanton Bomb...1...2...Jericho hits the rope. Jericho puts the LIONTAMER on him...but then he sinks into the crap that has become the Walls of Jericho. Hardy gets the ropes, but Jericho won't break the hold. DQ!!! **.5 Not bad...but not good either.

Terri asks Paul if he has a preference on who Brock faces. But Brock says its doesn't matter and they laugh. He rules!! I eagerly await the day Shannon Moore gets F5'ed!

Test shows he's gonna torch the American flag.

The UnAmericans come out. J.R. says the torch is painted red white and blue...ITS FRENCH!!! THOSE BASTARDS!!! Seriously...wouldn't Batroc the Leaper be a cool ass wrestler? Just a thought. They unravel the flag and start to try and flame it but BOOOOOOOOOM!! Kane's promo hits....nothing....so they try again...BOOKDUST ATTACKS!! But they're easily dispatched....the BOOM again!! Its the REAL Kane! Lost weight and all!! He comes out and kills everyone. KILLS!!! Then Booker Spinaroonies...and then Kane Spinaroonies...Therefore taking ANY coolness away from his return. Seriously...do that shit AFTER 9:15 (I'm on mountain time kids. It ends at 9:15 here).

RVD vs. Tommy Dreamer
This is the supposed LAST Hardcore Match in the WWE b/c they're unifying the IC and HC belt. Yahoo!! But dammit...THEY PUT ON AN ECW MATCH!!! Beautiful exchange in the beginning of consecutive misses into a stand off...then it happened...ECDUB ECDUB!! Awwww yeah....They went into some awesome fucking spots. Those included a ladder instead of a table...but it worked. Towards the end it went like this....Tommy pulls the ladder back into the ring and sidewalk slams RVD onto the ladder. Tommy goes all second rope on that shit for an elbow drop, but RVD moves and Tommy nails the ladder. SWEET SHIT THAT HAD TO SUCK!! Van Dam puts the ladder on top of Tommy and hits Rolling Thunder onto it. Spinning legdrop by RVD, who goes up top, but Tommy 'buckles him. Tommy sets the ladder across the corner along the second rope. Tommy stands on the ladder and tries to Superplex RVD, but RVD takes out his legs and Dreamer straddles the rungs. RVD hits a flying heel kick and then low dropkicks a chair into Tommy's face. RVD goes up top and hits the Five Star. **** match. Damn it was straight up ECW style!! 2 RVD matches that ruled in two nights?? I love life somedays...now onto the rest of the show!

Fink vs. Lillian Fink is accompanied by Stacy Kiebler. Fink beats down Lillian and tosses her on her back. He then grabs a mic and says...that's right!! That's where ALL you blondes belong...ON YOUR BACK!! Then he gets triple teamed by Lillian, Trish and Stacy. He loses the strip match and runs out. I will not rate this match. EVAR!!

Triple H vs. Undertaker
I seriously didn't watch this. I was cooking dinner so it was background fodder. From what I DO know is that they beat each other up, Brock ran in and knocked out Taker w/ the belt. Triple H OF COURSE got the pin...and he's your #1 contender. ** I saw this match a few months ago I think.

Afterwards we see Steph and she says the Undisputed Title is EXCLUSIVE to Smackdown. Uncle Eric says Triple H is the #1 Contender, and she asks #1 to what?? She leaves. Uncle Eric cries...

Well kids, The Triple H show gets a resounding FIVE. SOLELY for RVD, Dreamer and Snuka.