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And the kid gloves are off... 1.I can't belive I've slept through a week of no Kane, [dangit]! And a Smackdown FULL of Tajiri. CRAP. Why is Undertaker opening shows? Why is good old (AND I DO MEAN ) Mark even on TV? How many people does Kane blow, on average, a day to stay on TV? In a fair world, wouldn't he and not Benoit be out till next year? And how many RETARDED Kane fans will be upset I dissed his talantless [self]? So many questions... 2.Let me restate this:The Invasion is nothin'. It sucks. As a matter of fact, I think Kevin Sullivan could book this better than the WWF has. And if you know me, you know I just made a BIG statement. Could they get WCW over LESS? Sure, as sure as an Alliance member could beat Kurt "I was a great heel but am now just an ungodly Sgt. Slaughter/Hogan combo" Angle fairly. 3.Hey WWF marks, why don't you take one kendo stick shot to the head for every main event where the WWF has to edit out an unwarranted "RVD" chant? It'll render you dumber than blitz2100 (who is a BEEYOTCH) 4.Rock as WCW Champ. Crap. I'll elaborate later. Oh will I elaborate. But first I'd like to state that the WCW and the NWA Title do NOT have the same history, no matter how badly Ted Turner tried or Vince McMahon now tries to pretend they do. Steamboat never got the WCW push, besides, Michael Cole shouldn't even get the right to MENTION Ricky. Michael sucks that bad. Why the [frig] does Michael Cole talk about every Ex WCW Champ like they were faces? Sure Rick Flair was great but he didn't brng respectability to the title in how he won it. He was a HEEL [dangit], the best, and he brought a lot of heel tactics into the mainstream. He didn't no sell or do his Hogan impersonation like UT, Rock, Austin, Ultimate Ego Problem Warrior, Sid, or Angle have. He was a ring general and not some [darn] babyface shoved down my throat via T shirt and catchphrases. Note to Kurt:You can't whoo like him, or even half as good as him, so stop. 5.Whose teenage daughter did Crash three orifice [frick] to have to job to Jackie and then disappear into Sunday Night Heat/Jakked Land? Looks like he may join Essa Rios as the guy who makes a friend coming over to play Smackdown 2 say "Who the hell is that?" ****I'm Angry F'n Johhny [PUNK]!**** |
Here it is! Despite the fact that I fell asleep during another Undertaker match and missed most of Smackdown! 1.person of the week award: American Nitemare, whose constant tirades against Undertaker (or Underseller as he would call him) bring a light into all of our lives. 2.What's funnier, Tajiri and Torrie or the fact that Justin Credible can actually sing? 3.OT:Who decided to put the Powerpuff Girls on my Chocolate Chip Ego? This is disturbing... 4.Putting aside the fact that I've slept through EVERY moment/match that Helms has worn his superhero outfit I really think I want Sugar Shane back. That funky Hip Hop music, the cool pants, the tendecy to not look like another WCW Superstar under Vince's boot, ya know, the good Helms. 5.[point irrelevant] ***the Dungeon can't belive he just ate Courage the Cowardly Dog... [curse] YOU EGO COMPANY!*** |
