5 by 5 says:
nopers again

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
dlol. how are you?

5 by 5 says:
me. kinda good i guess

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
kinda baby? *pours another drink for skitty skitty oh so pretty* wassupwitdat?

5 by 5 says:
i told you. and you didn't beleive me i have a headache

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*gives her tylenol* Ya know what usually solves my headaches?

5 by 5 says:
what?

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
A nice hot tub, watching the Buffy Season 3 Finale, and a cold drink on a romantic evening. I think it must rock with more than one person...

5 by 5 says:
lol. i'd join ya

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
Yeah and Earth Bound 64 will be out anyday now. you've seen my pic... how good is your eyesight?

5 by 5 says:
20/20

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
hmm... well maybe there was a link error or sum'n

5 by 5 says:
no! your not ugly! jeese. thickheaded or what?

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
which head? sorry, PERFECT set up
I'll go over here now *gets off couch and sits in corner*

5 by 5 says:
*comes and sits with johnny*

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*thinks devious thoughts*

5 by five says:
(Editor's note: the tongue sticking out emoticon went here and in a bunch of other places but didn't show up when I saved this chat because MSN sucks and saved it as a text.)

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
as Abraham Lincoln once said,
"If I ask and you say no then my pride you bruise it, so don't show that tongue unless you plan to use it"
Or that could've been my hormones. I can't remember.

5 by 5 says:
i'm thinking horomones

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*scooches closer* Which do you prefer?

5 by 5 says:
hormones over some dead guy? i'll go with hormones

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
FINALLY. I thought I'd NEVER get chosen over dead presidents.

5 by 5 says:
you're way better than some dead guy 6 feet under

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says: that was a joke about money. dead presidents/street slang for dough... nm

5 by 5 says:
americans. jeese

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
Got a bathing suit pic eh? dlol

5 by 5 says:
(ANOTHER tongue out emoticon)

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
I'll take that as a yes...
*looks for pic in Skitty's purse* What do you have in here?

5 by 5 says:
uhh. makeup, lip gloss, some canadian money and id

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
any fake ID? cause I don't need INS getting the FBI involved here

5 by 5 says:
nopers

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
let's see what else....
*VHS tape:Best of the Hardyz singles matches, running time:40 seconds*
*Desert Eagle and ammo*
*maple syrup*

5 by 5 says:
lol

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*ice fishing kit*
Canadians eh? What're they all aboot?

5 by 5 says:
i know. don't forget the hockey puck
****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*hockeystick key chain*
*national eviction notice:You have until 2008 to get out at which point your land becomes another twenty states*

5 by 5 says:
lol

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*glow in the dark hockey puck*
*glow in the dark condom*
I think Moki is putting stuff in thy purse again

5 by 5 says:
lol. i actually bought a glow in the dark condom for school! we wanted to see if they really did glow in the dark in english lol

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
Oh wait, I might've dropped that in there...

5 by 5 says:
lol

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
no, it's a Canadian brand. I only Trust Trojan Roswells{copyright 2002}

5 by 5 says:
have i ever told you your one of the funniest guys i know?

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
no. *membership card to Million Dollar Man Club*
Now I KNOW I dropped that in there...
*digs through own pocket*
Guess not, here's mine.
AND my Disqo Fan Club Declararion
of
Funk!
man I been lookin everywhere for that.
*goes back to purse*

5 by 5 says:
you coulda just asked for it back silly

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*plants Dr. Pepper Lip Balm*
Oh look, Lip Balm!
;)

5 by 5 says:
i actually have that. i use it alot

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
Graoow.
*oWn wristband* er...
let's move on.
*more lip gloss*
you might be perfect. dlol.
too bad Shane got ya while I got Aryn who hates me.
*TV Guide with Jericho on the cover*

5 by 5 says:
go jericho!

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
You'd never think you could fit this much in here eh?

5 by 5 says:
lol. not the average purse

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*avoids making joke about London Symphony saying similar thing to Zak's mom*
*non glow in the dark hockey puck*

5 by 5 says:
the glow in the dark one is for special occasions

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*plants plane ticket to Honolulu for 2004 in change purse*
oh a change purse.
You know my grandma used to forget she had the darndest thing in hers?

5 by 5 says:
lol

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*striped hockey puck*
now that's just wacky eh?

5 by 5 says:
us canucks

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*Game Boy Advance with FirePro Wrestling in it*
Damn Shane for finding you first. Isn't he older than me?

5 by 5 says:
yeah

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says: *dalmation spot hockey puck*
Can't you see it'll never work between you two?

5 by 5 says:
why?

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*checks in change purse to make sure ticket is one way*
oh no reason
*chess pieces*

5 by 5 says:
really? i'm thinking you have few

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*blushes* Aw hell I find those in my stuff all the time.
I think it's almost empty.

5 by 5 says:
us canucks. find ways to carry around everything

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*64 pack of crayons*

5 by 5 says:
little kid in me

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
You ever wonder why the hell they put the white ones in there? there worthless as shit on regular paper and too damn light on black paper

5 by 5 says:
stupid white. it's not even a colour

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*WCW TV Title* I always wondered where that ended up. You spell colour with a u!

5 by 5 says:
and favourite

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
I do too but just b/c I read too much Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett

5 by 5 says:
lol. we were taught to spell it that way in grade 2

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
they're my favourite authors. *penguin plush* how much you get this purse for? I don't have this much stuff in my house.

5 by 5 says:
oh it was a bargain. $25 canadian. which would be like $12 american

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
ah. that's sou-pah eh?
*Superman signal watch*
*set of keys*
Arr deze tah POK da Cah?
Oh wait, that's boston. sorry.

5 by 5 says:
lol. i've always wanted to go to boston

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
yeya may to, it'd beya wikkid pissAH
*purse is empty*
*shakes to make sure*
you'd think I'd be hospitable and flirty in person
man that's weird! what's that all abOOt?

5 by 5 says:
i have no idea eh?

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
I'm stumped eh? Let's get some Molson and ferget it eh?

5 by 5 says:
hell yeah. or how about some moosehead eh?

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
alright but I ain't tryin to drive the zamboni after dat eh?
we did trivia in Health today and I got to be team captain so I could pick our name. Guess what I picked?

5 by 5 says:
what?

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
Team John Thomas. Teacher didn't get it.

5 by 5 says:
thats a gooder (another canadian slang)

Spike's Ghost has been added to the conversation.

5 by 5 says:
zak!

Spike's Ghost says:
Its me...its me

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
Welcome Thozak!

Spike's Ghost says:
Trying not to throwup

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
Wast Raw that bad? I felt the same way after KOTR 2000.

Spike's Ghost says:
Except for the Christian segment...its still going.....needed to numb the pain...
****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
ps please don't spoilt it for me...

5 by 5 says:
me too. i watch it at 10

Spike's Ghost says:
The nWo all die of malaria. It was lackluster.

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
Malaria?

Spike's Ghost says:
yep! I never thought he would have run in

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
Meltzer said DX would reform and kill them with Dysentary (OREGON TRAIL JOKE! HAIL LATE 80s PC GAMES!)
is he ever right these days?

Spike's Ghost says:
No. He's gay. Meltzoid the Wrong. I feel like making a Charlie Brown exclamation

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
Good grief, don't quote Schultz you Blockhead

Spike's Ghost says:
Auuuuuugh!

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
You knew I was gonna pull the football away? Why do you keep trying? lol. You KNEW I'd pull the ball away

Spike's Ghost says:
And I did it anyways!!! I LIKE ROUTINE DAMN YOU!!!

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
See? Your addiction to routine is obviously why that Red Haired Girl won't take you seriously Zak.

Spike's Ghost says:
Will ANY red haired girl take me seriously?!?! Hey, don't you have red hair skittles??

5 by 5 says:
nope. blonde now.

Spike's Ghost says:
oh. Neeevermind then.

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*starts putting things back in skittles purse*

Spike's Ghost says:
Sandy blonde or peroxide blonde?

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*puts change purse in*

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*plants travel kit in there*

Spike's Ghost says:
That's crazy talk! Get out of that female hand death trap!!

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*plants UH Apllication and Info Book*

5 by 5 says:
peroxide blond. i dyed it

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
So how bout them mets?

Spike's Ghost says:
You know, UC is nice this time of year. Boulder...where there are rocks...and dirt...and like roaming gangs of bicyclists....

5 by 5 says:
i just got a whole bunch of different fonts! including a buffy and angel font

Spike's Ghost says:
I think its a no smoking town too

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
why Zak I get the impression you're trying to seduce skittles
5 by 5 says:lol

WE ALL LOVE MICHEAL JACKSON has been added to the conversation.

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
guys this is twiggy, she's stupid

Spike's Ghost says:
No, I was just talking about boulder and UC and...OH MY GOD! YES INDEED IT IS THE GAME!!!

(I don't know what his problem here is either)
5 by 5 says:
hey

WE ALL LOVE MICHEAL JACKSON says:
hi

Spike's Ghost says:
Heya

5 by 5 says:
j, guess what i just got? a xander wallpaper!

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
twiggy this is skittles (fiery internet siren) and Zak (fanboy)

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:

HUZZAH! Xander rules.

Spike's Ghost says:
Xander Cannon? (Xander Harris) ****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
But Twiggy is still stupid.

5 by 5 says:
mean. j, your mean

WE ALL LOVE MICHEAL JACKSON says:
lol not very nice of you

Spike's Ghost says:
yeah, you brute

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
I'm always nice to you skitty

5 by 5 says:
awww. i know

Spike's Ghost says:
*ralphs*

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*plants postcars of Waikiki beach in purse*
*summons Gunguy to mop Zak's puke with his tongue*

Spike's Ghost says:
Waikiki beach....Where the rich white people piss off the locals.

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
more like Waikiki Beach.... don't be white AND there after 9PM

Spike's Ghost says:
Damn Howlies!

WE ALL LOVE MICHEAL JACKSON says:
hehe

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
and it's haoles

Spike's Ghost says:
Hey! At least I knew the insult!

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
you damn haole

WE ALL LOVE MICHEAL JACKSON says: i am tired...i

Spike's Ghost says:
I know samoans...they might have to canoe to your island, but I know samoans

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*puts various hockey pucks back in skittles purse*
Yeah? I'll use my Jodin powers...

Spike's Ghost says:
Yep. Qudus and Medee. They my boys

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
For I gave mine right eye to see the future and the wonders of the universe and Evil Dead 4. I am powerful indeed Thorzak

Spike's Ghost says:
The wonders...tell us again Jodin...tell us more of Evil Dead 4!!

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
Aye Thorzak muh lad, tis too beautiful to describe with words... yah hadda be there.
*sheds tear*

Spike's Ghost says:
Verily...mine eyes do salt
Hey skittles, we have the Staney Cup here...wanna see it?? I mean, it'll be the closest YOUR COUNTRY EEEEEEEEEVER GETS TO IT!! Booyah! =P

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*puts penguin plush back in purse*

WE ALL LOVE MICHEAL JACKSON says:
wait, where is she from?

Spike's Ghost says:
Greenland

5 by 5 says:
Canada

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
She's from Canada and they think she's hot eh?

Spike's Ghost says:
lol. Its all up there.

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
*simpsons reference!*

WE ALL LOVE MICHEAL JACKSON says:
hehe..Canada is pretty

5 by 5 says:
see?

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
prettier than Twiggy

Spike's Ghost says:
see what?

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
but so is Afghanistan
ZING!
Spike's Ghost says:
nny, Is twiggy your sister or somethin?
*JHTM reference*

WE ALL LOVE MICHEAL JACKSON says:
no..an old friend..

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
lol no she is stupid white girl

Spike's Ghost says:
lol...aah ha!

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
STUPID white girl who spreads secrets around

Spike's Ghost says:
is she hot....er uh, is she uh, yeah.

WE ALL LOVE MICHEAL JACKSON has left the conversation.

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
No she's not.

Spike's Ghost says:
ah well...so...

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
You wouldn't believe what Skitty has in her purse.

Spike's Ghost says:
lol...do I really wanna know?

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
don't matter I'm posting bits of this chat anyway

5 by 5 says:
back. i unzipped some files.

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
Unforgiven_02 unzipped something too in McDonald's but he put it back when all the kids with Happy Meals asked him why it was so small. High impact russian leg sweeps my ass

Spike's Ghost says:
lol...ouch. Man...relentless. ah, nothin like a good ball busting (his words, not mine)

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
stupid fucker's lucky that Bolt deletes old posts now

Spike's Ghost says:
Verily, yon perverts aplenty on Bolt

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
I'd quote the bastard

Spike's Ghost says:
We all remember said stupidity

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
anyone notice how jzaval made me really sorry I messed with her? me neither. ah hell I haven't done it yet...
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5 by 5 says:
i'm here!

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
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What's that girl? you've got half a pound of weed and a ball pit?Well gollygosh alright then! girl?

Spike's Ghost says:
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!

****FIRED (up!) JOHNNY**** says:
I told you that tree would eat your kite... shit buy some matchbox cars or something