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Rico is fixing Mark Loyd's hair! Now all they'd have to do is throw Funaki in the background giving a thumbs up and we'll have my 3 favourite Velocity guys in my favourite segment EVER. HC Holly shows up, gets pissed, and cuts a piece of Rico's hair off. Dick.
Chavo VS Tajiri
That's right Chavo, this week I call you by your real name as I say goodbye to you. Hell of a match, and Tajiri is DQ'ed after using the mist, 2.5*. DAMN HEBNAR!
Rico the Man VS My Partner is Gone but I'm still EVIL
Rico pulls out his usual awesome offense, and the crowd pops for Funaki, which Vince will ignore because he's not white. WHAT?! I'm just syaing... Funaki loses here after Rico hits the Spinning Kick of Sideburn Death. 3*, Funaki jobs. AGAIN. Last week=heel this week=face every week=still more than Bagwell is making. SUCKER.
They look back at the 6 man tag from SD. (that review is coming! HONEST!)
That 70s Guy VS Bull Buachanon
Bull is BACK! His top rope corner springboard clothesline now has a spin on it. Bull is cool. Awesome is still blah since coming back. Bull wins with a top rope elbow drop as the half dozen regular Velocity watchers spontaneously SNAP into a Slim Jim, 1.5*
They talk about Brock and Hogan and show SD clips. Jesus SHIT, this is almost the exact same show as last week.
Sparky Plug VS Droz's Piercing Artist... AGAIN.
They recycle the match, I recycle the joke. Multiple choice was this a:
A)Spectacular Lucha Display
B)Pride Style Shoot
C)Breathtaking Theatre of Drama and Ring Psychology as Hardcore and Albert traded holds.
D)Perfect example of why making the midcard all use the same style (thus rendering them interchangable) wasn't such a good idea.
Guess. Go ahead.
Holly wins with a roll up he caught Alber tin after the ref was shoved. SMELL the ratings. -50*, and EVERY SUBSEQUENT MATCH BETWEEN THESE TWO WHETHER IT BE TAG OR SINGLE OR TRIPLE THREAT AS LONG AS IT HAS THEM I WILL MULTIPLY THE NUMBER OF NEGATIVE STARS BY TEN I SWEAR TO GOD.
Rico comes out and punks out Holly. YEAH!
What happened on Confidential?
Who cares? I watched Crocodile on USA. I'm not watching a 40 minute Rikishi segment.
That's it for them and me. That's it. Next Saturday, there will be no Johnny Show. But there will be next THURSDAY! Prepare to see lot of Stpeh segments summed up by "I don't like her." Oh and go buy "Happenstance" the new Fozzy album.
