Do you think you know Penē?
Do you think you are Penē?
Do you have a weird fetish which involves taking quizzes?

If you answered yes to any of these questions (or even if you didn't), you should take this fine quiz!!!

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  1. Does your name end with an exponent?
  2. Do you have red hair?
  3. A bald head with tufts of red hair on either side?
  4. Is your favorite food fish?
  5. Is ē your favorite exponent? (If, indeed, you do have a favourite exponent, you should probably go take a nerdity purity test after this...)
  6. Your social security number?
  7. Do you think Penē is cute?
  8. Cuter than any Pokemon character?
  9. Were you disappointed there were no penguins in the X-files movie, despite the fact that much of it took place in the Antarctic?
  10. Were you disappointed at the lack of penguins in Titanic?
  11. in Jurrassic Park?
  12. Do you get excited when anyone says the word "pen"?
  13. The french word "stylo"?
  14. How about Bic?
  15. Have you written a fanfic which included Penē?
  16. In which he could talk?
  17. In which he was a secret agent?
  18. Have you ever written a fanfic in which Penē was the main character?
  19. Was it serious?
  20. Have you ever written a fanfic from Penē's POV?
  21. Was it a bleak character study of Penē?
  22. Have you made a music video about Penē?
  23. Do you have friends who don't watch NGE but still know who Penē is?
  24. Do they have pictures?
  25. Have you ever cosplayed as Penē?
  26. Do you own a stuffed penguin?
  27. Is it named Penē?
  28. Have you ever put in the fridge?
  29. The bathtub?
  30. Is Penē your favorite NGE character?
  31. Do you hate everything about NGE except Penē?
  32. Do you sincerely believe Penē knows martial arts?
  33. Are penguins your favorite animals?
  34. Do you have any desire to visit Antarctica?
  35. Does your e-mail address include the word "penpen"?
  36. Your website?
  37. Your ICQ handle?
  38. Do you have penpen as wallpaper on your desktop?
  39. As an icon on your desktop?
  40. Do you use the Hikari window-sitter just because she's holding Penē?
  41. Do you like Hikari because she's so nice to Penē?
  42. Did you feel bad for Penē when he was Fed-Exed (in the volcano episode)?
  43. Do you wonder what happened to Penē during the 3rd impact?
  44. Have you ever written a paper on penguins?
  45. Was there a picture of Penē on the cover?
  46. Is the extinction of penguins the main problem with Antarctica melting?
  47. Would you expect to see a penguin at a hot springs resort?
  48. Do you feel sorry for Penē?
  49. Because he lives in captivity?
  50. Because he isn't a main character in NGE?
  51. Because he doesn't have a girlfriend?
  52. Did you just yell out "But he does!!"?
  53. Have you written a poem or fansong about Penē?
  54. Do you know the names of the penguins at your local zoo?
  55. The names of the penguins at Seaworld?
  56. Have you seen "The Pebble and the Penguin"?
  57. Did you like it?
  58. Did you write a fanfic, starring Penē, based on it?
  59. Is your cat named Penē?
  60. Do you have a black and white animal named Penē?
  61. Is it a penguin?
  62. Have you drawn a picture of Penē?
  63. On your computer?
  64. Is your hard drive space used up completly because of having so many Penē pictures/sound files/text documents?
  65. Did you make most of them yourself?
  66. Have you made a Penē animated gif?
  67. Would you give your pet(s) ramen and/or beer?
  68. Because you think it would make them more like Penē?
  69. Do you make your pet(s) take baths because of this reason?
  70. Have you ever drawn a picture of Penē wearing clothing?
  71. Can you tell Penē's emotions by looking at his face?
  72. Do you think Penē should be an Eva pilot?
  73. Have you written a comic about Penē?
  74. Have you ever been annoyed because some fic author had Penē acting OOC?
  75. Did you flame them because of it?
  76. Did you hack into their webpage and write "Penē Rulz!" all over it?
  77. Do you have a t-shirt with Penē on it?
  78. Are you Penē on any Evangelion RPGs?
  79. on all Evangelion RPGs?
  80. Have you written a Sailor Moon X-over in which Penē is Luna?
  81. Did you know that penguins mate for life?
  82. Really, did you? Before I told you?
  83. Will you mate for life, simply because of this fact?
  84. Have you ever sculpted Penē?
  85. Have you written a computer program involving Penē?
  86. Have you ever thought about writing a NGE/Babe (the pig) X-over involving Penē?
  87. Did you write it?
  88. Will you?
  89. Did you ever think about Penē's life before he moved to Tokyo-3?
  90. Can you draw Penē from memory?
  91. Does it actually look like him?
  92. Can you find biblical symbolism to explain Penē's existance in NGE?
  93. If you hear someone say "shake a tail feather", do you think of Penē?
  94. Can you play the "6 degrees of separation" game with Penē and anyone?
  95. Do you know who Penē's voice actor is?
  96. In English and Japanese?
  97. Do you know their filmography?
  98. Have you written a Ranma fanfic including the "Penēniichaun"?
  99. Do you have the command for "ē" memorized?
  100. For more than one font?
  101. Do you know Penē's favorite colour?
  102. His astrological sign?
  103. Does your licence plate say "Penpen" or "Pen2" on it?
  104. Do you wish it did?
  105. Would you watch a nature special on penguins?
  106. Would you tape it?
  107. Do you think you know Penē better than Misato does?
  108. If someone asks you who you would meet if you could meet any star, do you immediatly say "Penē, definatly, Penē"?
  109. Do you wish you were Penē?
  110. Do you wish this test was more serious?

Good going!