Hi ya'll! I am really bored today in computer class, so i thought you all might like to meet Bob, My Lil devil Mascott, Isnt he cute! I luv him! Everyone say Hi to Bob Desmond Lucifer. and If you are ever bored in the hall ask people "Hows Bob?" and when they ask you "what the hell are you talking about?" (and they will, trust me) tell them to go to the Psychotic Tribune (Yes, you are supposed to give them the address !)
If you are glad Bob is not imaginary like Henerey...
Raise you hand
OHNO how are you going to type!
Better yet how are you going to scroll down to finish This message!
And arent you going to look stupid walking through the hall with your hand over your head asking people "Hows Bob"?
I really want to know why you people feel that you Have to do everything this website tells you to
I have a Psycho Birthday card I still dont know who gave it to me!
It was sitting in my locker one day!
If any one wants to tell me who sent it
I would appreciate it
Please!!!
It had a big mushroom on it!
If you havent noticed I am just seeing how long I can Get you to read these remarks
Not that I can tell if you read them or not
I hope your reading all of them
There will be a quiz!!
Hi Yall
Iam changing all of this!
So if you have read it before ...
you still have to read it again!
Nuahahahah!
I LOVE my job!
I wanna know
whoever told you I was letting go
and why havent you been coming to my page?
thats my favorite song!
Its by Westlife
this whole section is going to have song parts in it so...
Be prepared...
for the chance of a lifetime
ok ok that song was from the lion king
I couldnt help myself
Im Slim Shady
Yes Im the real Shady
OK I have a question about this song
I think..
that I am fairley open minded about the contents of songs
I mean I am totally fine with the my Bum is on your lips part
But is the Part that says
Iv got the Jergens and Im jerkin
Really nessesary?
I mean Really
there are some things I didnt want to know
Ooops!
I did it again
I started rambling
I bet your arms tiered
Poor baby
Baby
Now here is my questions about this song...
When did she do it the first time?
AND...
What did she do again?
I mean I think she played with some guys heart...
And judging by her outfit in this video...
She was working at a strip club...
And ripped his heart out of his chest,
WITH HER GRUBBY MEATHOOKS!!!
But that is just my opinion
I am not trying to force it on anyone
I try to say goodbye
but I choke
So I guess Ill talk to you summore
no i didnt say Seymore
I said summore
you know like some more
Only in Megan talk?
Wouldnt it be nice
If I could rock your body
I know not everybody
Has a body like you
Who am I talking to?
If this is a girl
I am sorry for that outburst
If this is a guy
Don't get the wrong idea
And if this is a guy...
That happens to be on the Pretty People Page...
I meant every word!
Im moving!
Not really but it fits in for this song
I'm going out West sucka
Cause Im gonna RIDE a...
COWBOY BABY
Their butts look so good in those jeans!
Im going to the lake next week!
I get to go skiing!
I think Im going to wear my new swimsuit
its a...
THONG THOTHONG THONG THONG
She had dumps like a truck
Truck, Truck
Guys like her butt
BUTT, BUTT
BUT...
She thinks my tractors SEXY!!!
It really turns her on
She always starin at meee!
As Im chuggin along
Just like the ocean
Under the moon
Its the greatest state of motion
That I get from you
You got the kind of luvin that could be so smooth
(What exactly does he mean by smooth?)
Oh, lets forget about it!
1
2
3
4
5
Everybodys on the town
So c'mon lets ride
To the liquer store around the corner
Ok this song reminds me of some of my friends...
Alot...
You guys know who you are...
So quit standing in your chair
Jumping up and down
Yelling...
"Shes going to put my name on the page!"
Cause Im not!
HEY MACERANA!!!
Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where did you come from?
Cotton-eyed Joe
OK! This is a fun song to dance to...
But, I dont understand it!
What happened to Joe's eyes?
Can you take me Higher?
(I could but I might strain my back!)
To a place where angels sing
(I CANT SING LEAVE ME ALONE!!!)
Can you take me Higher?
(Didnt I already answer that?)
To a place with golden streets.
(If I knew where that was I would be there myself instead of here talking to you.)
Speaking of talking...
Talk to me
Baby show me who you are
BABY
speak to me
like sugar to my heart
BABY
Im cravin for you
Im missin you like Candy
that girl needs to go to the store
and buy herself some damn candy!
Ok thats all for now I will more than likely add more sayings later
Arent you all soo excited?
Put your hand down now
That way teachers wont call on you all the Time
That would be bad
Especially if you dont know the answers!
See yall later!
Baby BYE BYE BYE
Now click the icon
What icon you ask
One of the devils
I am not sure which one
Pick one!
O darn that one didnt work?
Try another
I guess you could click the back boutton on your browser
But where is the fun in that?
OK I will let you go look for the devil you use to get out of here now
Baby BYE BYE BYE
