July 9, 1999
Calgary, Alberta
Race City Speedway

Serial Joe

Why are Serial Joe better than new country? Because riding a skateboard is waaay cooler than being on a horse.

Why should Serial Joe get to hang with Johnny Cash? Because "Shallow" sounds like something Cash could've written if he was a skate-punk.

What's Serial Joe's best song hog-tyin'? "Mistake" - because the last thing you want to do if you're wrestling a cow or horse or something is make a mistake.

How long would Serial Joe last in a bull-riding contest? Not very long.

Who in Serial Joe would be tough enough to eat "prairie oysters" (bull testicles)? Guitarist Ryan Stever. He looks like the type of dude who'd try them on a dare.

Which Serial Joe song would make Patsy Cline depressed? "Denial." It wouldn't make her depressed, it would make her kinda angry.

Why Serial Joe would be cool enough to hang with Willie Nelson: You probably wouldn't want them hanging around Willie just yet.

Why is it cooler to check out Serial Joe than watch a bunch of cows? Well, not only do they have the Parkside Crusher hyping the crowd, but their riffs are some of the hardest on the tour.

Who'd look the best in a cowboy hat? Ryan Dennis. It would look funny over his spikes.