"Hey, what,s that over there?" my sister said. "I don't know. let's go see," I said. "Wow; what a beautiful rusty old Sam's shopping cart!" My sister said, "hey, why don't you get in?" Thinking of the wounderful adventure I could have. I said, "Sure." So off we went. At first the ride was smooth-it was soft as a blanket. Suddenly, I heard my cousion say "Hey, let me push him a time or two." I thought, "Well ,this could be fun, "and he begin to push me, and I was screaming, "wee" and bumping around like an old wooden roller coaster. So he was pushing me right along by the rooster pen. My cousion said "let's take a detour." I said, "sure," thinking that more fun might lie ahead. Suddenly, I saw hell and fire all around me. As we crossed the bridge, I was screaming, "no, you're crazy" and he was laughing as we got across and he begin to go back. He pulled up to the edge of the cliff and let the cart slip, just slip like a mad man trying to climb a muddy hill. And he was laughing like Satan. Trying to pull me up. When he finaly got me up and my heart stopped pounding like a jackhammer. I can assure you I never rode in a shopping cart again.