The Pimp Zone First on our agenda is a little place called "The Pimp Zone". When I first saw "The Mastah's" (as he likes to be called apparently) site, I was a little disturbed, and wondered why he chose to make a whole site dedicated to "pimpin'", ebonics, and looking like a total moron... but then the answer came to me. (Well actually the website says why. I guess he had been asked this many times.) This is the mastah's explanation of his own stupidity:"Throughout The Pimp Zone, you will notice Mastah is flowin wit da Ebonics, and sum of da brothahs peepin my shi' might be thinkin 'Damn, Mastah be frontin to da upmost!', but chill foo, Mastah jus doin dis fo fun! Besides, dey already mo den enough web pages wit propa english an shi'..." sad but true. Do you think you have been abducted by an alien spacecraft? Are you concerned for a friend who you think could have possibly been abuducted by an alien spacecraft? Are you watching to X-Files to an excessive point where you demand to be called Scully in bed and wear an FBI badge? Then check this page out. Here, all you have to do is answer a few simple questions, after you actually pay for this, and you will be on your way to knowing if you yourself have been abducted. You've all seen those stupid sites where the hamsters are dancing across the screen, down the screen, ALL OVER THE DAMN SCREEN! Well.... this is your worst nightmare. ANYTHING you could imagine dancing is there dancing categorized for you to actually choose what you want to see dance. you can choose anything from candy to lightbulbs, telephones to naked fat men. ANYTHING! The creators say the sites "Make you want to get up and Dance!!" Well, I say the sights make you want to get up and die. You know, maybe it's just me... but I really don't get up one morning and feel the need to send my best friend a online card with an animated Beanie Baby on it describing how much it was worth and so on. Also, myabe it's just me still, but aren't those stupid things over and done with? Isn't that whole "craze" gone.. hopefully forever? Why do people continue to even mention these? Why does everyone seem to feel the need to have a Camera on their websites? I find it disturbing that anyone would want a camera on them inside their private homes watching everything that they do. This one is different though. This one, in it's own special way.. is quite entertaining. Take a look, I'm sure you will like it. If you're sarcastic, cynical, and overall a negative person.. I guarantee you will like it. (But if you don't I don't care though.) So anyways, go take a look. And let it bore you to the point of humor. Ever fantasize over nude cats there live in numerous positions to please any 8 month or oldre human? Then this site is for you. I will honestly say this is one of the funniest places I have been to in a long time. And VERY original. The kind of originality you praise God your child was not born with. If you decide to look at these somewhat disturbing pictures, make sure you look at them all. They get funnier as you go along. TRUST ME.
