Zac Quotes

"I'll be called MC Zac Daddy!"
"We're [Zac and Ike]both goofy and we're both stupid and it's funny sometimes."
"Puff Daddy. He's cool. He doesn't say much but he's real nice and he nods a lot. When I first saw him I just said 'Yo!' and he said 'Yo Zac!'." (When asked who was the coolest person he has met)
"There's this guy, his name is Zac and he's in a band..."
"She [Zoe] is actually a sumo wrestler baby of the world."
"We got to see Titanic at a cinema in New York. Did I cry? No way, I don't cry at films like that. I would cry if a cute girl was with me and I wanted to look sensitive."
"I wanna buy everyone in the world a puppy!"
"We do it for the people in the audience!"
"Our parent's didn't push us into this. This was our thing."
"Who do we look up to? Well, we look up to usually, the people that are tall, you know, usually about 6 foot 2 and up."
"The eight year old, Jessica, she wants to be a photographer, that's what she says."
"They need to invent portable washing machines...I miss clean clothes."
"It's a 'frobraid...a frabraid"
"People wonder why I'm weird and crazy. It's just that I'm one of those people who say,"Well, I'm gonna scream and I'm gonna go WAAAOOARGH!"
"Save a tree, eat a beaver."
"It's not 'Oh, God, they're going to start tearing at me!' It's 'Oh, God, I'm losing my arm,' " (On fans)
"Wow, I was so proud of that thing! Up until then all I'd done was click my fingers to the beat when we did a gig. I was so happy to have a proper drum kit." -Zac
"The Spice Girls would've been dead. There may be four of them and only three of us, but we don't wear high heels." (About Celebrity Deathmatch.)
"I've really enjoyed going to the different places around the world. I got to go to the top of the Eiffle Tower in Paris.. that was very exciting. And I really liked the food in Italy."
"There's a lot more to strive for, so many more instruments to learn, you want to learn anything you can learn."
"Oh, we don't dance in the show - we play instruments.That's a misconception - we can't dance for sqat!"
"We did a batman model [lego] which was pretty gruesome. We pushed a guy outta the control tower and he landed on the street and killed people. We used a lot of ketchup for that one."
"H-A-N-S-O-N yup that's how you spell it!"
[Early music: what fans were stuck with]"A copy of a copy of a copy recroded off the Internet, put on a bad tape, and then recorded to another tape."
"We work hard and we play hard."
"Jellybeans, mmm!"
"When we get home, our friends will just say, 'Wow, it's cool you were on TV. Are you coming out?'"
"I actually have a good business sense and know when to cut the baloney. Fun times are basically when I'm with my bros, not 'taking a meeting' or onstage."
"Peace,love, and bulletproof marshmallows!"
(Do you pick your nose?) "Yeah, who doesn't? I bet the President of the USA does too,"
"How can we break-up? We're brothers!"
"Hey, Hey, We're the Hanson’s!"
"I believe that laughter is the best medicine. A good laugh gets your adrenaline pumping and you feel so much better, even if you're in a serious situation."
"Girls, Girls, Girls... They are soooooo cute!"
"Life is a twinkie... and girls are the cream filling!"
"I guess I'm a natural drummer."
"No, we never went to school, period. We're like, 'One plus four is... two.' "
"We bring our Roller Blades... unfortunately, we haven't gotten much of a chance to use them, because, there's fans waiting outside and it's not like your gonna Roller Blade. (He imitates being rushed by fans) 'Oh god, noooo!'"
"Hey, I was teaching gymnastics to my brothers!"
"I don't usually have dreams. I'm too busy sleeping to dream."
"He's [Isaac] always talking about girls."
"We're best friends, only bester"
"If fans say they don't like us anymore, that's just life,"
"It starts out with being sane in the first place."
"How could you not like a crazy 3 year old?"
"I killed the guy with the metal detector! No just kidding!"
"I think I'm probably just so shy that I actually just act wacky to make up."
"You're jealous because this girl was flirting with me more after a concert because I'm so fine."
"Can we crowd surf?"
"We have these special needles and if we get big heads, we just like, pop them!"
"I'll tour with Hanson!"
"That was very fish-like"
"How did this happen so fast? Can you tell us that?"
"Hey, if we moved to Alaska it would be light all day for half the year and we'd never have to go to bed!"
"When you start feeling really tired and you start looking like a raccoon, you know you need a week's break,"
"There's lots of different kinds of love."
"I wanna be a worker at Burger King."
"We are always running off to Los Angeles or wherever to record albums, make video's and perform."
"Actually I'd like to be a cartoonist if this doesn't work out."
"We're experiencing new people and new cultures.Things like London Dungeons and the Tower Of London History Ride- how many history teachers would die to be able to send their class to London?"
"Of course. On one of the first shows for the Middle of Nowhere tour both Tay and I got sick."
"Female, thats good. Normal, not alien. Human, no neosapiens. No Harry Conicks." (on what he looks for in a girl.)
"But luckily one of the first things we said was, if you're gonna spew up on stage make sure you've got your back to the audience."
"Ike and Tay aren't usually worried about it. I'm the one who usually backs out. I may think I want to go on a ride, and then when I'm actually at the top about to do it, I change my mind and shout, 'Oh my God, what am I doing?' "
"It wasn't like - do this, or do this- we didn't have to do anything. We could just sit on our rears and watch TV for the rest of lives until we had to get a job."
"Someone asked us that. She was like, "Do you dance?" We're like, "Uh... no. We play instruments." She goes, "You go to the instruments some of the time. Occasionally." I'm like, "No, we always play instruments. It's the thing we do."
"We've always done this. I've done this for half my life... since I was six."
"I want to stay in Oklahoma because it's kind of a cool place to go back to."
"I can get angry! I don't think I could do a punk song though. It's not my style. But I still know how to sound angry!"
"I know what is more important to me than music- to actually be alive! If I'm dead, then I can't do music!"
"Hey mate!" -Zac
"We've always been close." -Zac
"When we were younger, with our best friends, we'd always ask, 'Do you want to be in a group?' But in the end, it was just us"
"Well we're all different but mainly Ike has the most zits, Tay has a little bit less, and I have none."
"I will, I promise!"
"Yes, I dropped mine the other day." (when asked if he's ever gotten his heart broken)
"Girls are just icing on cake, or music is like a hot dog and girls are the condiments. Life is a twinkie and girls are the sticky white stuff inside."
"Um... groceries?" (When asked what they bought with their first check)
"Ding Dongs and Twinkies are my most important food groups"
"We met the Spice Girls and we really liked them. Geri's quite small without her platform shoes on. I'll probably out-grow her in a few months time!"
"Now you're gonna die!"
"Avery doesn't get as annoyed as Jessica does about the fans."
"You don't have to be 84 to write good lyrics. You don't have to be 32 to experience things."
"Are we related? Yes, we are...we're the ultimate brothers!"
"I'm the most embarrassing thing on stage"
"The color... yeah, I like the color contrast."
"Ike is a girl charmer. He'll always say nice things to girls. It's just something he does."
"You have big eyebrows!"
"I would definitely say we've had to mature a little bit. Because we're doing business. We have a job. This is what we do -- it's not like we can goof off all the time."
"Hi, I'm Billy. How ya doing? All I do is farm and shoot shot guns!"
"They're all going down, we're gettin' 'em assasinated."
"The thing is, they can't really love you because they don't really know you. They're more in love with the music."
"There was no alien abduction. I've never had a close encounter. But who knows? A lot of weird things go on. Maybe I could have been an alien in a past life,"
"No, I got the moves."
"I like Tulsa" -Zac
"We are all linked together because we are all goofy at different times."
"If one of us says we want to get a face-lift, we'll just get a pan and hit them on the head."
"I don't think anything has really changed now that we have been across the world,"
"You think about the way something looked like the way a telephone pole looked and then you remeber even though you said that telephone pole is very solid and green and spikey with nails in it, and it's got that gray thing on the top, so..."
"I was six when we started and even then I knew that I wanted to sing. We were all serious about it even then."
"I'm not that great a drummer, but everyone says I can play, so I'll take their word for it."
"We're the long haired guys that look like girls."
"No I'm a chicken"
"Man from Milwaukee is our stupid funny song. We also have silly ones called Mr. frog and Mushroom!"
"I think that's cool, they won a pink award, and they sing 'Pink'" (About AeroSmith)
"I find it weird when fans scream at us because they want to meet us."
"No, I like my face the way it is."
"It's awesome!" -Zac
(On Keith Prodigy) "Now there's someone who was rejected as a child!"
"I think everybody's tired of being sad."
"Succes is not important in our eyes.It doensn't change you in the slightest.I'm enjoying life now as much as I enjoyed my life before."
"Just think of us as old guys with high voices."
"My dream girl? She'll have to be someone who likes to have fun becasue I'm the joker of the group."
"Woooaaah, we're pyscho,"
"Yeah, I'm into Chris Farley...hey, if you're watching, I wanna meetcha!"
"As in friends that are girls,"
"It's been fun, people have treated us so well."
"You know what? I've always pictured myself being in a cartoon. In a way, I'm already a walking, talking cartoon, except that I'm flesh and blood."
"Put the camera down...put your hands in the air and lean against the car"
"Hair is only big, if you've got big hair."
"Hey! Don't play those tapes 'cause they'll blow up!"
"I think it's totally awesome that people want to talk to us. I just think it's so cool that people like us. Really."
"I have my fun, but nobody gets hurt. I get a few laughs, a few pets might freak out, because we're running around like freaks, but that's about it."
"It's not you watching someone else...it's you watching you..."
"You can't expect success, you can only hope for it."
"We're not competetive with each other. It wouldn't be very brotherly and would work against the group policy of 'one for all and all for one'. In the past, brother groups fell apart because the relationship came last."
"I was such a little worm when we recorded Boomerang and MMMBop."
"No only almost. I held it in."
"No guys, that's just me. I even get sick in normal cars."
"If this doesn't happen, and we have to work at a 9-to-5 job, you have to be smart. You have to be smart with whatever you do."
"It's be awfully weird if we weren't normal people!"
"I have extra toes." -Zac
"Success is cool. Success is not bad."
"There's really no big secret as to why I play the drums. Nobody else's arms are as long. I couldn't play the piano so I went to the drums."
"I don't really understand why the girls scream so much and try to grab you."
"Uugh!"
(How do you feel about being sex symbols?)"You're a weirdo!"
"Who's not a fan of a beautiful woman?"
"I'm not even gonna touch that!"
"Well see... first.. you buy a ticket..."
"We're regular kids!"
"If you got a monkey that day, you'd write a song about a monkey."
"I bit my finger and it came off!"
"Life is like toilet paper, long and useful!"
"Usually when Tay has his moments, it's late at night and everyone is tired."
"Music is always changing and you have to change with it...or else you're...stupid"
"I have actually grown wings."
"I'm a terrible actor, I can't tell jokes."
"Hey, you know what? Gotta be a politician."
"I go to a mental hospital every couple of weeks and they do a checkup."
"It's very easy to get sick when you're meeting so many people."
"I bang on things."
"I don't have a girlfriend. That's all in the future for me. I don't know what love is all about yet. I've got to find that out. It should be ok."
"Having fans wait hours and hours to see you, that is pretty awsome to think people would wanna see you that much."
"We used to make up simple tunes to guitar and sing around the table"
"If you run, they'll chase you. If you don't run, you're dead,"
"Stop the mushy stuff!" -Zac
"I draw cartoons all the time. When I get upset, I scribble too fast."
"Milla milla millamilla milla milla milla milla milla milla. It's so milla that it's not even there"
"I've got a machete and a bootknife!"
"We play baseball....and instead of using a bat, I use my head."
"Why are you buying us flowers?"
"I'm scared I might be tempted to get a nose job!"
"Then there are those extra bolts we put in the other day"
"Did you tell us this, or did you plan it on your own?"
"I don't tend to get girls as fans.I just get all the young guys and weirdos."
"Look at this! Someone's sat on my bagel!"
"Are you environmentally friendly?"
"Sometimes I plug my Nintendo into the hotel room before I've unpacked anything else. It's like I can't live without beating Taylor at NBA Jams."
"If the people who buy your albums are drunks then it doesn't really matter!""Yeaaahhh you're greeeaatt!"
"Who'd want to hear a song for God's sake about the zebra crossing problem in Kansas City?"
"That is part of our homeschooling. We go to different places, and find out about different libraries. Like earlier today, we saw the John Fitzgerald Kennedy Library in Boston. That was cool."
"Here's her song beeeeeeeeeeeep!"
"We need more peanut butter. More peanut butter! Wipe it off my hand!"
"And the other thing is, it's a misconception that, ya know, your voice changes and then it stops. Your voice is changing until you're 21."
"People say I should have sex when I have the urge, but right now I don't have the urge to drop my pants in front of some girl."
"We're not leaving yet. Do you want us to come back out?"
"I'm not that great of a drummer, but everyone says I can play, so I'll take their word for it."
"I'd quite like to play guitar or piano."
"So, you're saying we're chicks?" (when talking to Cindy Crawford)
"People often assume the tapes were our parents' music that we just happened to listen to, actually, that music was before their time too!"
"We would make up simple tunes to guitar and sing around the table."
"If everybody liked it, it would be on the album." (deciding on what songs for albums)
"We love music and music is really a part of us."
"We have these special needles and if we get big heads, we just like, pop them!"
"We've always been close."
"Actually I'd like to be a cartoonist if this doesn't work out."
"What does a pencil, a thong, and a cow have in common? Maybe they all fit in small places?"
"HANSON!!"
"I have to take a poop!"
"Um, I'd have to say that screaming isn't good for the hearing. It's just annoying.. for anyone. For you, for us, for their voices. They're just like, killing their chances of ever trying to speak." -On what annoys him.
"My paintball gun, it cost hundreds of dollars. I love using it when itz raining and cold and you have to crawl through the mud. we played against U.S. Army guys and it was like being in the real army." -on the most extravagent thing he's ever bought.
"DKNY gives us stuff to wear cuz then when we wear it on TV, itz like and advertisment."
"It'z cruel. A lot of people take the mickey out of us, but it doesn't matter because we enjoy what we do. Just cuz someone writes a point of view doesn't make it right."
"I would like to split my brain in half and talk to myself."
"Don't ask us about shampoo."
"If I say I'm the wacky one, I always have to be wacky. When I act serious it's like, 'Why aren't you wacky? Is this a bad day for you?'"
"Wheeere's the Lovvvvve?"
"Do ya wanna see something? Do ya?"
"It's easy getting sick when you meet so many people."
"Yep, that's what I said."
"You know, I'm not talking here."
"What's the point of getting a girlfriend when you're only 11? It's not like you're going to make out!"
"Please stop screaming!"
"We love you people."
"I love you, man!"
"Could you all be quiet? You're hurting my ears. Keep it down girls! I'm going to lose my hearing!"
"What good is it if we are a hit and we lose our hearing? Those girls should calm down a bit."
"Look at the cute girl---no wait, it's me!" (On the first time he saw "MMMBop" on Mtv)
"HOWDY"
"I am so fine"
"Girls are cute"
"Nobody in my family messes with me, cause I'm so tough."
"Mackie's got rhythm. I've got to watch out. He'll steal my place!"
"We're definitely NOT the Partridge Family."
"Yeah, I'm weird. I put the milk in before the cereal."
"I like my nose the way it is."
"Lots and lots of trees together equal--BIG TREES!"
"I've never kissed a girl, but I do think about it. It's not like there's only one type of girl for me, because you say that and then you fall for someone who's the exact opposite of what you said."
"Oh, we have another weirdo in the room."
"Its fab, for instance, when you're sitting around a camp fire singing love songs or just looking up at the stars and dreaming."
"We can't dance for squat!!"
"Where'd you get that? The Internet?"
"Are you environmentally friendly?"
"They're all going down, we're gettin' 'em assasinated."
"Hi, I'm Billy. How ya doing? All I do is farm and shoot shot guns. (*spit*)"
"I have actually grown wings."
"Yes, we've been to few dates, a few Hanson dates, a few show dates."
"Hey, you know what? Gotta be a politician."
"I'm a terrible actor, I can't tell jokes."
"Yeah, I really *ugh* love math."
"I've actually thought of um, posing nude."
"They wouldn't be here today, they'd be coming with sticks, and torches, and guns."
"Watch YTV, dooooh, YT."
"Doh ding dong ding dong day."
"There's a girl. There's a guy. There's a connection."
"One guy asked me if I'd been abducted [by aliens]. Yeah, right!"
"Gee, I don't know how girls wear make-up everyday. No wonder they all carry such big bags."
"We did a Batman model [out of lego] which was pretty gruesome. We pushed a guy outta the control tower and he landed on the street and killed people.We used a lot of ketchup for that one. "
"I've been to South America and Europe and y'know, some people don't even get to go there in their whole life."
"I've never kissed a girl, but I often think about it."
"Do you want something to drink? Do ya?
"I am truly not a painter, but I try anyways."
"I was thinking about it, but you know, it's, it's just not me. I want to do gardening."
"You will see how it feels to be backstage...it's...terrible!"
"You can't expect success. You can only hope for it."
"Inspiration comes from everyday life."
"Maybe people don't hate their parents so much these days."
"When we first started playing instruments, we weren't doing very much-just simple stuff. Band,band, bang."
"No.....we don't put on deodrant"
"We...do....not..know!!"
"When were seeing things in Europe that's our school...it's not so much that were stuck in a classroom looking at pictures..were actually seeing the real things"
" You have to be smart no matter what you do"
"It'd be awfully weird it were weren't normal people....(making weird noises)"
"We look after each other, but I don't need babysitting. I don't think of those two as older than me. I don't thinkof them as big brothers. They're like my best friends...Only best-er!"
"We jumped in the Dust Brothers' pool with our clothes on!"
"People often assume the tapes were our parents' music that we just happened to listen to, actually, that was before their time too!"
"I find it weird when fans scream at us because they want to meet us. When we go actually go over and talk to them they say nothing. They just look at us and go, 'Erm, um.' That's weird."
"I'm still looking for a girlfriend. I just don't think I've met the right one yet. Maybe someday."
"Ike is the girl charmer. He'll always say nice things to girls. It's just something he does."
"Having fans wait hours and hours to see you, that is pretty awesome to think people would wanna see you that much."
"I go to a mental hospital every couple of weeks and they do a checkup."
"...and someone got our name wrong and called us Handsome!"
"It's kind of a question for you to answer...What is the middle of nowhere? What do you want to know? Maybe it's the middle of a desert...maybe it's Mars..maybe it's Albertane..I do not know because I am weird!"
"I just love a good spanking!"
"The other day I had to beat the crap out of Ike, because, you know, he wouldn't give me any money."
"When I meet the girl of my dreams, I'll be wearing knee pads so it won't hurt when I bend down to propose."
"Whenever we see cows we sing, 'Cows! Cows! Everywhere! Cows are all around me!' It's a private joke!"
"Yeah, most of the time we're just beating on each other. If you notice, my suitcase is really hard--it's a special suitcase for beating people. It's got steel casing, and whenever I get mad, I go 'Hey, Ike! Bam!'"
"Do you have a pair of shoes? I have two." This wouldn't be that weird of a quote...except he said it when someone asked him if he had a girlfriend.
"Obviously, Canadians have lungs!"
"You love me..you really love me!"
"I'm the wacky one WACKY, WACKY, WACKY!"
"I guess I have a talent for hitting things."
"A girlfriend? No thanks, I'd rather play nintendo and build my lego set!"
"I'll tour with Hanson!!"
"You're just jealous because some girl was flirting with me after the concert 'cause I'm so fine!"
"My voice changing causes problems? Hmmm...only to a certain extent. Some of the songs are really high...it's like "Tay, you try it now."
"There’s a place some where out there." (About where they keep all their fan mail)
"Air is my hero cause I can't live without air"
"If you throw me out, I'm made of flubber, so I'll just bounce back."
"I wanna work with Zac Hanson. He's a great director!"
"Why do girls scream?, We need to know."
"Our parents forced us into this. Help us!"
"It starts out being sane in the first place."
"When asked if he's cool with his voice changing Zac replied, "Yes, my voice is changing and it's a lot harder to do those harmonies, and maybe sometimes you won't hear me as well-but I'm still doing 'em."
"We've never consider making music separately because we've been together all our lives."
"We're the long-haired guys that look like girls!"
"I made a gumball that looked like your face!" (talking to Jay Leno)
"Avery doesn't get as annoyed as Jessica does about the fans."
"I've got to watch out for Mac! He's got the rhythem he could take my place! Seriously though we've asked them if they wanted to join the band but really I think they want to do their own thing"
"I act wild and crazy to hide how shy I am."
"We like girls but we have no time for girlfriends."
"It's cool to see yourself in a magazine. You go Whoa, oh my gosh! That's me!"
"And I'm your caveman guide." (from TT&MON)
"The best place to pick up girls is at a Hanson concert! We got thousands of them! My best advice to all the guys out there is to go to a Hanson concert! Your odds are great. Seventeen guys and thousands of girls. What could be better?"
"As far as I'm concerned, I'm 18."
"{In a robot voice] I am Zac. I come in peace."
"I don't even think I've been in love yet."
"You're gonna hear all the songs from the album and maybe some songs from our new CD, 3 Car Garage, and maybe some new stuff."
"Our mom wanted to home school us becuase she wanted to have a better relationshith us."

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