Nine Days Of Insanity

So here it is, the end of day one. Well, I guess that it would be the beging of day two, but I havent slept yet, and it's 1:49 am. Opps. Last night Danielle and I drank some Rock Star stuff, and it's not like Red Bull, it just makes you insane. So Danielle and I were up till about 6:30 am, and then I woke up around 10:30, so here's to three hours of sleep and probly not much more tonight. We did nothing today. Last night, B.j called us to talk, we have him half way convinced to come and vist. So I hope that he does. We talked to him online tonight, and some of his friends also. We watched lots of Real World. (yuck) Sylvain left today around 4:30, so today was the beging of the end. Oh yeah! we also made up a master plan, we have theamed days of the week. Tomorrow is ZOO DAY! We are gonna act like animals. Like shit on the floor, and eat and drink out of bowls on the floor. Lick our selves, and not get thrown in jail. Live the life of pet, live the life of fun.

So today, was as productive as yesterday. We went smimming in a baby pool in the backyard. We were woken up by someone vacuming there backyard this morning, after going to bed at like 3:30, and we were woken up at 11:30. We ate, we watched T.V, and we were ONLINE!! Big suprize, I know. We did a whole lotta nuffin. At the moment, I have a Bacadi Limon and sour mix in my hand, and I have already had a Malibu and sour mix, With Madori. Two nights in a row.. Send me to rehab.. Danielle and I came up with yet another genius thing to say. She said that we should have a dinner party, and I told her that we had a tight rassion of food, so she said that we could just invite all the stuffed animals in the hood. Then she said that it was ok, cuz they all ate pretend food. Lock us up, and throw away the key. Today was zoo day, we were animals in the pool. Anyway, candy is dandy, liquor is quicker.

OK, so today I thought that we were going to die. Last night when we went to bed, there were all kinds of weird noises, but we just added it up to being the house creaking and stuff like that. So we went to bed about 3:30, and I got up at 11, Danielle got up at like 10. But the day was pretty normal. We started the diet, and worked out, tanned, and swam. It was a good day. We made dinner, watched some t. v, and went online, I played some more video games in the arcade, but when I was playing the Star Wars pin ball, I had the garage side door open cuz it's really warm, and I kept smelling cigarette smoke, so I got kinda freaked and I closed the door. I went on playing for a while longer, came back inside, and then, I went back a few hours later to turn everything off, and in the corner, on the glass of the Star Wars pin ball, there was a crushed cigarette butt laying there. I hadn't noticed it earlier, so I got scared, and ran into the kitchen to ask Danielle if she had seen it there before, and she said no. At this point, I'm freaked. So we both grab knives and get really scared, and run up stairs, and lock our selves in her bedroom. We were both online when we stared to freak, and I was talking to B. J and all I wanted was for him to hop in that car, and drive from Arizona as fast as he could. But I asked him for the next best thing, Nate's phone number, so he gives it to me, and Danielle and I get sacred, run into her room, lock the door, search her bathroom, and both the closets, no killers. So we called B. J to get Nate's number again. So I call Nate's house, and low and behold, Nate's not home... So Danielle calls Sylvain's friend Nathan to see where Rick is to come and save us. But Rick was not there, so Nathan said that he would come over and do a sweep of the house. So at this point, Danielle and I are freaked. We have knives, pepper spray, and the phone. We're set. We decided to go sit outside while Nathan comes to save us. He gets there, and he's laughing at us. But he looked around, and no one in all 4 bedrooms, all 5 bedrooms closets, no one anywhere. So we were safe. Today was sopose to be boy scout day, but all we did was kill ants, and watch some bugs as we drowned them with pool water. That was our day. We didn't drink, so that puts an end to the streak. But yeah, Thanks to our hero's Nathan, Erica, and B.J for making me feel better, and saying that he loved me :)

Ok, So I have slacked for a few days, and I dont remember what we have done. We went swimming, taned. Today was HOMELESS day. We falied on that. What can i say, it's hard to act homeless when you have a huge house, ton's of food, and everything that you could even need in life at your finger tips. I think we avoided the arcade. Danielle talked to Kalen, broke up with her online boyfreind, and yeah. We did nuffin, I watched some jacked movie with Madonna in it. The one where she has the baby with the gay guy. It was pretty jacked. That's about all we did.

Danielle and I were gonna have a party today, but everyone sucks, and our friends are LAZY!!! Yeah you, you know that you should be here :'( but no. Anyway.. We did nothing once again. We used to grill on the stove today. It was.. well strange. I thought that the house was gonna burn down, but we lived. WE ate VEAT. Yes, veat. It's veggie chicken. We went on a walk, in hopes of seeing fireworks. B.J was sopose to be here. But he sucks. Today Danielle talked to Chris, and we have plans to go to the movies to see A.I tomorrow. Our first time out of the house in 6 days. Anyway. Nothing too much to write about. It was Beauty Day.

So today, we tried to get up at 8:30, but our lazy asses just could not do it. So we got up at like 9:30. Opps. But yeah. We got ready, Chirs came to get us, and we were on our way to Walnut Creek. We went to Sly's bank, then we went to Berkley to Chris's work and got tickets to go and see A.I. That movie is soo cute. I liked it a lot, I really want to own it now. But it was long, we came home, and ate dinner, now Danielle is obsessing over Strip Poker, and is now at Sex Hound, looking for porn. I now have a desktop stripper on my desktop shaking her ass. Danielle is scaring me... But that's all I should say cuz this is a family site.. (sure) OHHHHHHHHH if anyone wants to love me, and buy me presents, go to playboy.com, and get me the cover's shirt. It's hella cute, and it's all I want in life. Anyway, I gotta go look at bootie :)..... Ok, I'm back. So it was not the end of our evening, when is it? So B.J has asked me to fly down to Arizona to spend the last few days with him in his old appartment. I'm thinking about it. I'm just worried, cuz things have not been so great between us. I don't know. I want more than he does, and he's scared to be alone, but he's fried chicken. I will be fried chicken if I go there. Anywho, it's like 12, and I need to peel my mask off (that's a pretty image) and get ready for bed. I'm tired. It was Cheer Day, we did no cheering.

Today was primative day. We talked for about twenty minutes with out using human words. We talked like apes. But you know us, we can't hold out for too long with out talking. We also experimented with metamusial. Yes, we drank fiber. Yes, once it kicks in (12-72 hours) we will be sitting on the porilin gods face. Say ahhhhhh. May your colon be productive, and your shits sail. DRINK IT DAMB IT!!!!!!!!! Yeah. The day's not over yet. We also did some.. welll... Art work. Both of our arms (all four) are welll.. Pretty to say the least. I have a mobster pinky ring, and Danielle drew our wedding ring on me, and I on her. We both have tic tack toe's on our arms. With variuos other things. All I have to say is OZZY, and a pentagram on top of Danielle's foot. I got a Secrect Swan tatoo. I'm in the cult now. Anyway, i'll have more to write before bed.