Full name: Lau Choon Seng
Nicknames: Ezekiel^, Ah Lau
If I wanted an English name I'd call myself: Beer
Birthday: March 26th, 1982
Starsign: Aries
Currently residing in: Ipoh, Malaysia.
Rich: No
Famous: Not very
Time-wastage pastimes: Computing, reading, movies, music, piano, even ballroom dancing.
Favourite movies: Pulp Fiction, The Shawshank Redemption, Face/Off.
Actors: John Travolta, Chow Yun Fat, Brad Pitt.
Actresses: Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder.
Best band on the planet: Oasis
Other fave bands: Garbage, Mansun, Suede, Radiohead.
Favourite songs: Champagne Supernova (Oasis), Ana's Song (Silverchair), Wide Open Space (Mansun).
Videogame of the moment: ECW Hardcore Revolution
Computer game of the moment: The Sims
Album of the moment: Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants (Oasis)
Song of the moment: Take A Look Around (Limp Bizkit)
Are you still with me: I hope so.
Favourite adjective: Nice.
Childhood obsession: The Transformers
Comicbook superhero: Wolverine
Supervillain: Venom
Comic strips: Dilbert, Bizarro, Calvin & Hobbes.
Cartoon character: Eric Cartman (South Park)
Disney movie: Beauty And The Beast
Street Fighter: Ken
If I had to learn self-defense I'd go for: Kickboxing
Rude gesture: Giving the finger
Swearword: The S-word
TV series: Buffy The Vampire Slayer, That 70's Show.
Book: The Green Mile (Stephen King)
Colours: Purple, black.
Numbers: 7, 77, 17... you get the idea.
Prone to: Leg injury. $#*@!
Scars: One about 12cm long across my right thigh.
Most painful injury: Knocked down by a blistering idiot (in every sense of the word) on a rocky road in 1998. Landed hard on left knee. Cannot walk straight for a week. For permanent effect, see below.
Secret better off not knowing: I cannot kneel on my left knee.
Secret you might want to know: I'm one heck of a good singer.
Oh really? You bet. :)
What I was like in the past: Antisocial.
What I'm like now: At least I walk around more.
Why I like pro wrestling: They're all hard workers, even if the results are fixed.
Fave wrestler: The Undertaker
If we celebrated Halloween I would dress up as: Kane
The 3 things I hate most: Injustice, limitations, and waiting. (Seems anticlimatic huh?)
Closet fan of: 5ive
Uncanny interest in: Tribal tattoo designs, vampire movies.
Have something against: "3 quarter pants", flight sims, collared T shirts, monkeys, Hello Kitty, Nike, R&B groups.
Cannot live without: Friends (real ones, not the TV show), computers, internet connection, my watches, alt-rock music.
Speaking of which, fave "Friend": Chandler
Supermodel: Eva Herzigova
Relaxing sight: Brightly lit city skyline at night
Element of nature: Lightning
Exercise: Walking, dancing
Sport (spectating): Pro wrestling, tennis
Sport (participating): Football
Sports teams: Liverpool, Ferrari
Footballers: Robbie Fowler, Gabriel Batistuta
Board game: Monopoly
Quote: "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies." -Tim Robbins, The Shawshank Redemption.
Forgotten talent: Chinese calligraphy
I dream of holidaying in: London
Euthanasia: Why not? If they're willing.
Capital punishment: Why not? Population control.
Caught you off guard, eh?
Describing myself in 5 words: Benevolent, optimistic, cheerful, charming, compassionate.
Overrated virtue: Honesty. It'll be the death of everyone.
Best year ever: 1999
Became terminally cool in: May 1999
Favourite apparrel: Round-necked T-shirt & jeans/cargo pants ensemble.
Even if you paid me, I'll never wear: Caps.
My idea of relaxing: Hanging out inside a mall.
My idea of utopia: A lot to ask for, this, but for starters the sky would be light violet. Money trees won't be a bad idea either. :)
My idea of hell: Same as Cameron Diaz's.
Ultimate form of violent anger release: Playing WWF Attitude in "very easy" mode with Limp Bizkit blaring in the background. Never found the circumstances to resort to this though.
How the world will end: World War III, or how about the Y3K bug.
The one thing that would definitely make the world a better place: Teleportation devices.
I'm wondering why: Some people need art/music appreciation classes. Can't a simple "it's nice" do?
Eerie stuff I believe in: Palmistry, astrology, numerology... you know.
Trophy collection: 16
How many I really cherish: 1
Why: Looks like an ice cube. :)
Weird things I've won: Ribena 6-pack, gift vouchers for Crocodile apparrel.
What I'd like to win: Free movie passes, the complete Swatch collection, and loads of cash. :)
Have I appeared in the papers before: Yeah.
For what: Everything either academically related, or Chinese calligraphy related. Let's not elaborate.
I do a great impression of: What Mumm-ra sounds like in Thundercats (very old cartoon).
I can also: Recite almost every scene from Transformers: The Movie.
I'd love to try out: Bowling, disco-hopping.
But I draw the line at: Bungee jumping.
Looking forward to: Mission Impossible 2, South Park merchandise, and dating.
That's about it, really.
Ultimate goal in life: To be clean-shaven and happy.
I'd like to be remembered as: The nice guy.