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Population: 700 Founded: August 10, 1998 Geographical size: www.BIG Mayor: Torpedo Joe Elected August 10, 1998 A quaint little town, nestled in the majestic mountains of Upper Chicken~Ridge. Our community has a lot to offer! Business, Industrial, Commercial, and even residential properties. You can rent, or own! Take a look around. If you like what you see, become a resident. Click the "Sacred Book of Schmoeville" to find out how to become a one of our proud citizens! |
Doc BuBBa ~N~ Nurse Wannita Corner of Walk & Dont Walk Their friends all said, "Schmoeville's the place you ought to be." So they're loadin' up the truck and movin' to.... Schmoeville. Visit BuBBa~N~Wannita's world. |
Future Home of: Maaaathew & Wilmaaaaa Ramsey This property is in Escrow, and will hopefully be occupied soon! Visit them at Whew.... |
Omnipotent1 d.b.a Coop & Fowl Detective Agency Omnipotent1 moved to our fair city and opened the Coop & Fowl Detective Agency. Visit their office for a free tour. |
Swampwoman 1934 Swampy Ct Our Dear Friend and Cyber-Buddy Was Called to Heaven on May 08, 1999. Please Visit her Memorial Page |
Ilene Dover 3333 When I Dropped Ave Ilene owns the local movie store and owns a car which she plans to race at Schmoeville Speedway. Stop in and have a chat. |
The Movie Rental Store Come on in and check out our great selection of movies. All at great prices! |
Jzebell 270 Mystic Avenue Our newest resident. Jzebell, Queen of the Gypsies. This mystic gypsy owns the local Astrology Parlor in Schmoeville. Stop in and get your fortune told! |
The Hororable Mayor Torpedo Joe 3257 Civic Place Come visit the Mayors home. Free tours are available every weekday, excluding holidays. |
Torpedo Towers 1661 Corporate Circle |
City Hall 123 Main Street |
Picture Not Available Federal Building 1200 Bureaucratic Blvd. | Commercial Space Available |