Schmoeville Tourist Center
"Hi everyone, Joe Schmoe here.....our
Tourist Center is currently closed.
Okay....okay...I'll tell 'em.
Torpedo Joe wants me to tell you that
the reason it's closed...is because
during the building remodeling, I
decided to help out. Hey! How was I
suppose to know what a crane was!
Anyway, we....er ummm...I had a little
accident. As soon as we build a new
roof, we'll be back open for business!
There, you satisified Torpedo? I
publicly humiliated myself"!!!!
