CAUTION: Our building is still under Construction.
Hard Hats Required.
TORPEDO TOWERS
1661 Corporate Circle Bldg #1
Schmoeville, U.S.A
Do you have a Corporation or Business that needs Large Office Space? Look no more! Torpedo Towers has spacious
Suites with Meeting rooms, Conference
rooms and even private bathrooms. Overlooking beautiful downtown Schmoeville, Torpedo Towers are a
secure building, guarded 24 hours a day. Our Security force is so tight, my own mother cant get in the building.
(well, unless I say it's okay.)
Torpedo Towers are available from $18,000 Schmoes a year. For more information, contact us at:
Torpedo Towers Management Corp
BUILDING DIRECTORY
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Business Name
100
Humor Repair Shop
101
Coop & Fowl Detective Agency
Penthouse
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