~Make My Boobies One More Size!~
We're sure everyone has noticed that Miss Britney's chest has sure filled in since the last time we saw her. My what puberty * cough* plastic surgery does for you!!
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We heard about a "song" they play in New York on Z 100 ( we hope thats right) and someone was gracious enough to send it to us. Needless to say, its hysterical and the person who is pretending to be Bratney ( poor girl) does an awesome job! So here are the lyrics and enjoy after it loads!
Oh Boobie Boobie
Oh boobie, boobie, my chest was suppost to grow
My Cleavage wasn't right y'all
My boobie boobies, my breasts are completely full,
and now my sweaters tight ya!
Surgery, I want to be a D
Bigger mammories
I want them to show now, because...
My chest flatness, was killing me
and I , I must confess
I paid for these ( paid for these)
I look thrity-two, I'm just a child
I am a crime.....
make my boobies one more size
Oh baby, baby
I got double D's its true
now you've all been blinded
Oh pretty boobies, you're so big and ohhh so new
Thats just the way I planned it!
Jolly! Rolling Stone was naughty!
See me baby barely wearing clothes now because...
My chest flatness was killing me
and I, I must confess
I paid for these ( paid for these)
I look thirty-two I'm just a child
I am a crime, make my boobies one more size!
Wasn't that just lovely? Yes, she is quite a role model, going around telling people to be happy with the way they look and then getting implants. I want to be just like her when I grow up!!! NOT