You Got Milk? We Want It!
By the single mention of milk, 60% of teenyboppers went out and bought a gallon. Because of us, millions of girls everywhere will be saved from osteoperosis. It's a good thing too, because seeing teenyboppers running around with hunchbacks would just tear up our hearts. Plus...then who would believe that we are REALLY "Single and ready to mingle"?
Got Milk?