Okay, this is Lulu. I don't give a damn what you think about my man Lance. (We are getting married you know.)How can you call yourself a fan. You know how he is: how much he misses Toby and yet you throw things like the fact that he can't dance in his face. He doesn't get mad at you because you mention Toby, he gets mad at you because you throw it in his face as if you were laughing at him. You dont give a damn about Lancey...his horse dies, he is tired from hours and hours of dance practice, and a whole bunch of other things happen, and all you can think about is Justin, JC, Joey, and Chris. You dont care that he is the only one that is from Mississippi. He doesnt have anyone but me and it is very hard considering how close he was to Toby. Lance has it hard right now, because no one will forget about that whole PooFoo thing. And he really needs some LOYAL fans, if you have any idea what that means. You turned on Lance in a second when you called him a bad dancer just to make Chris look better. The only people you care about are Justin, JC, Chris, and Joey...and that is all. I am saying this because I care about Lance and I am sick and tired of seeing him hurt by you people and having you guys pretend as if you are doing nothing wrong. I will not stand by my little Lancey and watch you hurt him anymore. I am going to be vicious and mean but I will do whatever it takes. Lance cant do all the things that the other guys can and you guys are using that to your advantage and that is just wrong. You sit on your asses all day thinking up ways to torture Lancey-poo while he is out having a life. It is no wonder you have so much time to make fun of Lance. I will not let him shed one more tear over you. You hurt him again, and I will deal with your sorry, lazy asses myself. Dont think I am joking either. Like Lance says I can be a bitch when I need to be and I gurantee you I will ever let you make fun of him again. I have had it and now I am taking control. If you dont like what I had to say then you can go f*** yourself. Every word of it is true and it is time you realized it and started trying to change your site to be more pro-Lansten. Because without him, THERE would be no other N in NSYNC. Plus...who the heck do you think would sing bass?? That's what I thought.
Ok, first of all I would like to say that I absolutely LOVE the name Lulu. It's seriously the most gorgeous name I have ever heard. Woowee! Lulu and Poo-Foo. What a cute couple. (Yeah...right) The only thing I really have to say to you is CRY ME A RIVER LANCEY. I really am happy to hear that he found someone to marry him however. I wonder how long he had to search. Hmmmmm...well, if there's hope for the Mississippi Albino, there's hope for anyone. (Even Mama Buffy...lol) Also, I would like to mention that the boy CANNOT dance, and I really don't care if he practices 24/7. HE CANNOT DANCE...unless he can square dance...haha. And about Toby--us throwing it in his face? Please! We are just paying our respects to the Bass-turds damn horse that he wouldn't shut up about during the Disney Concert Special. Also, you might wanna take it easy on the swear words. There may be little children (Lance fans even! Imagine that!) reading this. And now, because of you, I have to put up a PG-13 warning on our hatemail section. And that doesn't make me very happy...THANK YOU! And about the threats? Come and get us...we can't wait to take Lance's woman on!
This is Lulu again. I just wanted to tell you that Lance know all about you. Everything Lance has been through in the last few days, I have been there listening. You dont know what he has been through. I have seen him shed so many tears because of you guys' rude comments and it is tearing me apart inside. I cant bear to see how him so upset. I have heard so many stories about Toby, and it just upsets Lance to read Rachel's Lancey Seduction. I only wrote you on behalf of my future husband. Lance agrees with everything i said and he thanked me for it; ask him yourself if you think I am lying. I now appreciate Lance even more because I am so lucky not to have to deal with Justin's ego, JC's teeth, Chris' hair, and Joey's jello. You dont deserve to kiss the ground Lance walks on. You better watch what you are saying because Lance and I are getting really pissed. You guys are lying b****es and whether you care about what I think or not, Lance shares my feelings and I think you should care what he thinks. He has read everything that you have written about him. You need to grow up cause you are seriously acting like you are 12 years old. You need to take a look at your page and realize that you need to change it. I am not the only one who feels this way. EVERYONE feels this way. Lance needs me..his future wife to say the things he feels but cant express in words. I am his REAL fan. You are just selfish-cold hearted-b****es who needs to get a life. I hope you grow up soon or you are going to find yourself alone. I dont give a damn if you dont care what I think. YOU are going to listen to me and you are going to know that everything I say Lance agrees with me 100%. YOU CAN KISS MY BIG PUERTO RICAN A** FOR ALL I CARE. You cant get rid of me. I love Lance and I will not let you do this to him. This is where it ends. I wont let you destroy him.
Bring on the big Puerto Rican a**..I BEG you! But can you do it tomorrow? It's a little late in the day to start a job so big. Lol. I am glad that Lance has you supporting him. Be sure to wipe away his mascara streaks...that is sooooo unattractive. Also, I just love your pointless threats. Although you may appreciate Lancey now more than ever...I personally don't care to hear it. I am sick of you and your dillusional Lancey emails. I am really sure you are going to marry him. Like he would marry a fruit like you. At least we can comprehende the fact that we are joking. OBVIOUSLY you can't take a joke. Oh yeah, and tell Lancey I said, "Wasup PooFoo, where's the lipstick I ordered from you like 3 months ago?!?"
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