My Favorite Gays

(author unknown)

Sung to the tune of "These Are a Few of my Favorite Things."

Big dykes with small dogs and butches with kittens
Diesels in tall boots with chains on their mittens
Femmes in their lipstick with rings in their nose
These are a few of the gays that I know.

Men who can cook and make great apple strudels
Women who think and can sure use their noodles
Some who like dressing in black leather clothes
These are a few of the gays that I know.

Men in tight dresses with gold lame sashes
Makeup and high heels and long false eyelashes
Men who have muscles and men who wear hose
These are a few of the gays that I know.

REFRAIN:
When the right wing
Spews its hatred
And it makes me sad,
I simply remember the gays that I know
And then I don't feel - - - so bad.

Doctors and nurses and students and teachers
Soldiers and singers and actors and preachers
Lawyers who fight in the courts with our foes
These are a few of the gays that I know.

Nieces and uncles and sisters and brothers
Parents who live with significant others
Brave sons and daughters who let their love show
These are a few of the gays that I know.

Young politicians with courage and vision
Leaders with guts who can make a decision
Those in the closets and those on the go
These are a few of the gays that I know.

REFRAIN:
First Anita,
Now it's Limbaugh,
It just makes you mad,
But always remember the gays that you know
And then you won't feel - - - so bad

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