Why Dog's Are Man's Best Friend
Ever wonder why canines hold that position instead of the other obvious choice; that being women? Well I'll tell you why...
For the most part, dogs don't cry... unless they have to pee.
Dogs don't mind if you have all your rowdy friends over to watch the game... as long as they get their share of the munchies.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Your dog always thinks you sing great... as evidenced by the fact that he is inspired to sing along with you.
A dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a short drink.
Dogs don't mind if you don't call when you're going to be late.
The later you are, the happier your dog is to see you.
Dogs will always forgive you for playing around with other dogs.
Dogs don't even notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs like it when you play rough.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Dogs don't care if you have a hairy back.
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
Dogs don't shop.
Dogs like it when you leave stuff all over the floor.
When has your dog's mother ever come to spend the weekend?
Dogs just love long car trips.
Dogs like beer.
A dogs disposition stays the same all month long.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs aren't catty.
Dogs appreciate excessive body hair.
Dogs can't talk.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs don't hate their bodies.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs don't wanna know about all the dogs you ever had.
Dogs don't worry about germs.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk.
Dogs prefer to do their snooping outside instead of in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.
Dogs love red meat.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
Dogs never want foot rubs.
Dogs seldom out live you.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
And of course, dogs understand that instincts are always better than stopping and asking for directions.
