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THE LAST SQUAD (1999-2000)


Here are a few statistics about the remainders of last year's squad:-
NAME: Sharon Mottershead

NICKNAME: Shazza Menazza
POSITION: Prop
FAMOUS ON PITCH FOR: Rugby motivation techniques
FAMOUS OFF PITCH FOR: Drinking motivation techniques
NAME: Berni
D.O.B.:

NICKNAME: Berni
POSITION: Will try anything! Hooker a speciality!
FAMOUS ON PITCH FOR: Unintentionally tackled her own team-mate once
FAMOUS OFF PITCH FOR: Always on that damn internet! & composing rugby songs on the bus
NAME: Claire Gold

NICKNAME: Baby Claire
POSITION: Definitely a hooker!
FAMOUS ON PITCH FOR: Being cheeky to her mommy
FAMOUS OFF PITCH FOR: Pulling ALL the time!
NAME: Amanda Mockridge

NICKNAME: Apparently doesn't like 'Mockers' so..er Mockers!
POSITION: Prop
FAMOUS ON PITCH FOR: Constantly manages to keep hair looking funky!
FAMOUS OFF PITCH FOR: Often found disappearing to army training camps, but why though eh?!
NAME:Amy Walmsley

NICKNAME: ?
POSITION: 2nd. Row
FAMOUS ON PITCH FOR: Often seen at cloud height in lineouts!
FAMOUS OFF PITCH FOR: Always first to want to dance!
NAME: Laura Evans

NICKNAME: Houdini
POSITION: Flanker
FAMOUS ON PITCH FOR: Gets stuck in on rucks and mauls
FAMOUS OFF PITCH FOR: Once she's in that Union can anybody
ever find her - even to give her an M.O.M drink? NO!!!
NAME: Angela Howe

NICKNAME: Growler
POSITION: Flanker/sub front row
FAMOUS ON PITCH FOR: Growling at the opposition
FAMOUS OFF PITCH FOR: Trying to pull the ref!
NAME: Alice

NICKNAME: Yoyo
POSITION: Flanker
FAMOUS ON PITCH FOR: She's silent but nifty
FAMOUS OFF PITCH FOR: Doesn't drink alcohol, therefore is made to eat
excessive amounts of cake with no hands!
NAME: Victoria McCormack

NICKNAME: Vixter (The Unconscious Fresher)
POSITION: Full Back (or on her back!) - Vice Captain
FAMOUS ON PITCH FOR: Scores a lot, and tends to be the opposition's main target - wonder why?
FAMOUS OFF PITCH FOR: Always unconscious
NAME: Collette Mitchell

NICKNAME: Clit
POSITION: Backs
FAMOUS ON PITCH FOR: Unmissable cockney accent
FAMOUS OFF PITCH FOR: Enthusiasm for encouraging the frequent
distribution of nasties!
NAME: Jenny Harrison

NICKNAME: Tyson
POSITION: Backs
FAMOUS ON PITCH FOR: Punches tackle bags rather than er, actually tackling them!
FAMOUS OFF PITCH FOR: Gets a bit raunchy on the dancefloor after a few beers!
NAME: Emma Bloor

NICKNAME: Late Deal
POSITION: ?
FAMOUS ON PITCH FOR: Constantly asking questions
FAMOUS OFF PITCH FOR: Constantly phoning her boyfriend!
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