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SEASON 2000 - 2001
GOOD LUCK GIRLS !!!
SEASON 99 - 2000
Edgehill - WON 91-0
Crewe + Alsager - WON 17-14
Leicester - WON 79-0
Warwick - WON 69-0
Bedford - WON 22-10
Nottingham - WON 58-0
Birmingham - LOST
Loughborough - LOST
Crewe - WON 17-12
Aberdeen - LOST 51-10
(On Tour) Leiden DIOK - WON 50-15
Birmingham - WON 61-0
(Varsity) Keele - WON 55-5
(Friendly) Liverpool J.M - WON
Lancaster 10's Tournament -

SEASON '98 -' 99
 Leicester - WON
Warwick - WON 72-10
Lancaster - LOST
Leicester De Montford - WON 106-0
Bedford - LOST 7-17
Nottingham - WON 29-24
Loughborough - LOST 0-50
Cambridge - WON 15-5
Keele - WON
Hull - LOST 17-19
U.E.A. - LOST 5-34
U.E.A. - WON 41-12 Yeah Baby!Yeah!!

On Tour:
Old Belvedere - LOST 0-5

National Student Cup Quarter-Finals:
Writtle College - WON 62-10

Friendly:
Crewe+Alsager -WON 27-10

National Student Cup SEMI-FINAL:
Lugabaruga - LOST

Lancaster 10's Tournament:

SONGWORDS

The Tour Anthem - Holland 2000
(Accompanies tune from Robbie William's 'Millennium'!)
Some say that we are players
Some say we're into porn
And we've been playing rugby
Since the day that we were born
We won't slow down
Till we fall down

Run around in circles
With a cocky attitude
And Squithers gets his kit off
Coz we love him when he's nude
His pants come down
And we fall down

CHORUS:
We got 'Staffs' directing our fate
And our essays are gonna be late
Coz the truth is that we're all shit-faced
Coz we're on tour...

Live for rugby action
Detox for exams
Overdose on Wednesdays
Smokes in Amsterdam
My friends are all so wonderful
Refuse to give up booze
We all enjoy our rugby
Coz we know we'll never ever lose...(CHORUS)

Come and have a go if you think you are hard enough (x2)
We're on tour (x2)

And when you come you always come too late
I often think that we were born to wait
Get up and see frustration in my eyes
We're on Tour!

The Dublin '99 Tour Anthem
(To be sung to the tune of C'est La Vie by B*Witched)

It's easy as one two tree,
Neck your Guinness and your Kilkenny,
We're not shy - we're on a rugby high,
We came by ferry coz we can't afford to fly,
If you wanna know, just what to do,
Neck another shot - always room for two,
Do the Riverdance, shake a shamrock,
Shag a little Leprechaun for a little luck.

Tour to Dublin; hey, hey, hey!
Let the fun begin; hey.......!
Coz we're here to play; hey, hey, hey!
We're rough, we're tough
Our rugby skills will blow you away...

Father Ted is a farce,
Kick the bishop up the arse,
We're on Tour - say no more...
Staffs Uniiieeeee !!!
The Rugby Girls Alternative To The 12 Days Of Christmas
------------------------EXAMPLE------------------------------------
*On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
*On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me
2 turtle doves and some cartilidge for my bad knee.
*On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me
3 french hens, two pairs of boots and some cartilidge for my bad knee.
--------------------------ALTERNATIVE WORDS------------------------
1st day - partridge in a pear tree--> some cartilidge for my bad knee
2nd day - 2 turtle doves------------> 2 pairs of boots
3rd day - 3 french hens-------------> 3 french snogs
4th day - 4 calling birds-----------> 4 gilbert balls
5th day - 5 gold rings--------------> 5 loughborough girls - to torture
6th day - 6 geese a laying----------> 6 pints of carling
7th day - 7 swans a swimming--------> 7 sexy strippers
8th day - 8 maids a milking---------> 8 blokes a wanking
9th day - 9 ladies dancing----------> 9 shags for Taff
10th day - 10 lords a leaping--------> 10 green chartreuses
11th day - 11 drummers drumming------> 11 divas diving
12th day - --------------12 Staffs girls spewing
5,6,7,8


We're boot wearin' babies
Drivin' packs crazy, yeah
Rugby's our obsession
We love to play,
Running through the mud we go
We're rugby girls from head to toe
Just watch us fly
To score a try
5,6,7,8

We're ass-kickin' players
Rugby team slayers, yeah
Rugby's our obsession
We love to play
We drink beer until we drop
And you know that we won't stop
And now we're out
You'll hear us shout
5,6,7,8
The National Anthem as WE know it!


God gave us rugby balls,
Just so that we would score
Hundreds of tries...
We are Staffordshire University,
Gorgeous and skilled, you see
Don't even try to come at me
Coz we always win!
Pub Song
Hockey girls are cocky,
Netball girls - they suck,
And as for Football Women,
They'll never get a f**k,
We got Club-Of-The-Year,
And there's no-one to compare,
Coz, we are Rugby Women,
Come and fight us if you dare!
Oi!
The Theme Song From Le Tour Aw-Hee-Haw!
Moi, je connais une chanson
Pour embeter les gens,
Moi, je connais une chanson
pour embeter les gens;
Mais non mais non! - Mais non mais non!
Ce n'est pas une - ce n'est pas une
Monotone - monotone....moi, je connais....etc etc!
The Shores Of Aberystwyth
From the shores of Aberystwyth
To the mountains of Fiji,
We will spread our share of syphillis,
Gonorrhea and V.D.,
We are the perverts of our nation,
The biggest shits you'll ever see -
We are the lowdown scum of the Universe,
We are the girls from Staffs Uni!
Thankyou For The Climax
Thankyou for the climax, the joy of coming,
Thanks for all the fingering and thumbing,
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty,
What would life be without a shag or a bonk - what are we?
So I say thankyou for the climax, for giving it to me!
Wild Rover
1.I've been a Wild Rover for many a year,
And I spent all my money on condoms and beer,
But now I'm returning with gold in great store,
And I will never play the Wild Rover no more...

CHORUS
And it's no - NO!
nay - NAY!
never - NEVER! RIGHT UP MY CRUNCH!!!
No nay never no more, will I play the Wild Rover, no never, no more!

2.I went to a whorehouse I used to frequent,
And I told the landlady my money was spent,
I asked for employment, she answered me yay,
And she told me to start on the very next day...CHORUS

3.So into my room so many men came,
And they all left my bedroom all feeling quite lame,
I offered them quick f**ks, orgasms galore,
But I charged them all £50, coz I am a whore...CHORUS

4.I once met a man, his name was John Dent,
And he told me quite frankly his penis was bent,
I said 'oh my dear, you're all out of luck,
If you ain't got a straight one you don't get a f**k!'...CHORUS

5.I've been a Wild Rover for many a year,
And I spent all my money on black leather gear
And now I'm returning with porn in great store
And I will never play the Wild Rover no more...LAST CHORUS
I Know A Team...
1.I know a team that likes to win...la,la,la,la,la!
Red and Blue are the colours we're in...la,la,la,la,la!
So! Shit on the ceiling, shit on the floor,
Shit on the windows, shit on the door,
Shit all over ____________ Uni...la,la,la,la,la!

2I know a team that like to lose...la,la,la,la,la!
______ and _______ are the colours they choose...la,la,la,la,la!
So! Shit on the ceiling....etc

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