The Definitive Joe Story.
(It's the most definitive yet!)
(By: spawnoft)
Once there was a guy named Joe. He was very definitive. He liked to do stuff and so he did stuff. He found it fun. One thing he liked to do was drive around in his car which was... uh... his. He later learned that he had to pay for gasoline for his car and so he paid for it. To keep paying for gas he had to get a job of some description and so he did. He got a job. Yup... he did. Everytime he came out of his work he got attacked by a whole bunch of bees. He did not like it. Then one day, when he was driving, he crashed. He didn't die though, which is obviously good for him.
THE END.
(I liked that story)