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Contents:
1. Welcome
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Spring is almost here! Getting up at 6am is much
I'm writing this on Sunday evening, hoping that
Now, on with the show ...
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1. We ..... to a great party at Anita's in January. (go)
2. Trude ..... a prize in a baking competition. (win)
3. She walked into the room and ..... a candle. (light)
4. Kurt ..... a cold last week. (catch)
5. Manfred ..... down the stairs. (fall )
6. Julia ..... the song beautifully. (sing)
7. My brother ..... me in the knee in 1980. (shoot)
8. Tony Blair ..... the Prime Minister in 1997. (become)
9. My parrot ..... away yesterday. (fly)
10. The train ..... 10 minutes late. (leave)
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If two people are like chalk and cheese then
For example, if one person is an extrovert while
We often use this idiom when talking about a
The key thing is that the two people just don't
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BBC website
Babylon
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Then she asked the class, "How should I
Mary raised her hand and said, "Get a boyfriend?"
As soon as the jar was filled with olives, Alfred
Alfred replied, "Well, my wife sent me out to buy a
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Only water," says the priest.
The policeman asks, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord!
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1. We went to a great party at Anita's in January.
2. Trude won a prize in a baking competition.
3. She walked into the room and lit a candle.
4. Kurt caught a cold last week.
5. Manfred fell down the stairs.
6. Julia sang the song beautifully.
7. My brother Aidan shot me in the knee in 1980.
8. Tony Blair became the Prime Minister in 1997.
9. My parrot flew away yesterday.
10. The train left 10 minutes late.
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Please send any jokes, website tips, etc. to me at
Keep smiling!
john finley
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