I shall gaze into your wonderful eyes and then my mouth will meet your tender lips, and we shall stay in peace in each other's loving arms.
--My Mike
Hello, fellow little green men, and welcome
to the Twilight Zone. If you are only a moderately insane
person, then maybe it is better that you leave now.
However, if you think you can handle the titanic amount
of insanity that will soon be presented to you, please stay.
Just kick back and relax...
Well in case you did
not know already, I am Brandi. I AM pure insanity. I
have walked on the wild side and come back. I have been to hell and back.
I didn't like it there though. My sometimes boring little life swerves
from the fast lane to the not-so-fast lane and back.
Well now that I have told you a little about my life
(thought I was gonna get more personal, huh?), let me tell
you about my internet life. I am a webaholic. I admit it.
I have an internet addiction. One can get this way
usually when they have nothing better to do with their
time. To feed this time consuming addiction I do not sleep.
Sleep? What is sleep? My body seems to have forgotten.
You probably are a webaholic, too.
Or else you
probably would have never known me well enough to get
this URL.