15 Ways to Respect Your Leader-Hosted by Pouncival
Written by Matropolis
1) Stand straight when your leader passes. Stand completely stiff then fall over when he walks by and don't move. He'll think you froze to death
2)Always come when the leader calls. Even if he doesn't say your name
3)Have a sense of humor. She/He'll love it when you squirt milk out your nose
4)Don't talk back. In fact, don't talk at all. That'll teach him
5)Avoid cursing when he's around him, and don't show him/her certain parts of you. Next time he calls, tell him you can't come out because you're naked
6)Don't whisper to your friend when he/she's talking to you. Yell whatver your saying right in their ear
7)Don't give leaders dirty looks. Just haul off and punch them when they get you mad
8)Don't fight with your archenemy when he's around. Just kill the enemy all together
9)Photocopy your tail end and tape it to your leader's head. Then he won't know if you're giving him dirty looks
10)Do attempt to cut his tail off when it's tckling you in your sleep. I know it sounds fun, but it's really messy. Cut off his whiskers. They don't carry blood
11)Do not use a red pen to pertend you're bleeding. It will hassle him. Use a can of red paint. At least he can use the pen
12)Do not tease the opposite sex when your leader's watching you. Tease your leader
13)Do not moose your leader's hair up. Hair spray works better
14)On every picture you find of him do not draw on devil faces. Draw it on his actual face
15)Do not attempt to squirt him with ketchup when he's asleep. He/she probably like mustrad better anyway, and that'll give him/her a bright yellow coat
