OKay, this is how it all works. You send us your stupid stories, we post them. Easy, or what? I mean, everyone stupid, funny and/or embarrassing stories. And we want everyone to know about them! Don't be shy now! Look at all teh dumb-ass things matty has done! I mean, come on now, hanging froma window 150 feet from teh ground is not exactly smart. So send in your stories. Travie's will be posted soon. Oh yeah, and please send only true...thet means no being rescued by a flying elephant from being locked in your pantry for seven million years, kay? Matty:aw, man...
Matty's Stupid Stories