AlEX TREBECK: Welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy. Today our guests are male superstars NSYNC. Team Number 1 is Joshua Chasez and Chris Kirkpatrick.
CHRIS: Hehhheheheh! We're gonna kick a$$!!
JC: yey....
ALEX: Team number 2 is Lance Bass and Joey Fatone
LANCE: Me and the fat one are gonna win! But if I win do I get some free makeup?
JOEY: I will win if you give me food.
ALEX: And Team nubmer 3 is Justin Timberlake.
Justin: Yah I gonna whoop ur a$$es in cuz I'm da bombest brotha
ALEX: What?? ... Well the categories are: Musicians, Places, Animals, States, Colors, and words starting with the letter I....Team 1 you pick first.
CHRIS: I'll takr animals for $200...hehehe
ALEX: This animal makes the sounds: WOOF WOOF and BARK.
JUSTIN: Mah baby Brittney Spears.
CHRIS: ::::::points to JC::::: Him! Hahahah! I kill me!
JC::::::roles his eyes:::::::::
ALEX: No that is incorrect...pick again.
JC: ::::::has a beer can in his hand:::::: I'll pick colors for a thousand man.
ALEX: This is the color of Justins hair.
JOEY:::::looks at Justin::::: What is....this is a trick question!!
ALEX: As dumb as you are Joey..that's actually correct..his hair is died...Team 2 you pick.
LANCE: For 500..Words starting with I...by the way speaking of I...is my eye makeup still on?
ALEX: Finish the phrase: Me, myself, and .....
JUSTIN: mah homies
ALEX: What language are you speaking? That doesn't start with I.
JUSTIN: Mah right?
ALEX: What??!? No..your not right. Team 2 pick again.
JOEY: Food for 3000
ALEX: Food is not a category.
JOEY: Yeh but I want it..and I'm famous so I can get anything! Well then...states for 200
Alex: This is the state your in.
JC:::::sleeping with beer can in hand::::::::
CHRIS: I know! United States!
JUSTIN: Africa..da holme of mah peeps.
ALEX: Those are both countries. Justin you pick a categorie.
JUSTIN: Musicians for 500
ALEX: Wow..that was english. OK...This is a group of 5 musicians popular in the late 90's whose names were: JC, Justin, Chris, Joey, and Lance.
LANCE: Definetely the Backstreet Boys! Duh!
NSYNC:::Agrees with Lance::::: Definetely Backstreet Boys!
ALEX: WRONG YOU DIMWITTS!
JUSTIN: den who is it uh?
ALEX: NSYNC..YOU KNOW YOU GUYS??
NSYNC: Ohhhhh...wow that was hard.
JC::::drinks some more and falls back to sleep::::::
ALEX: Let's just go to final Jeopary. The category is "Apple" I want you to write down the color of an apple. Here is a hint..the answer can be green or red. OK Justin what did you write?
JUSTIN: De answa is Mercedes Benz cuz I jus gotz dis phat Mercedes
ALEX: O gawd...Chris and JC?
CHRIS: We wrote New York cuz its a big apple n stuff....See! I did well in college!
JC: Yeh...and we wadgered Pixie Stix and some more beer...I wanna be drunker so I don't know whats going on and people will think I'm nice!!!
ALEX: Wrong...and JC I think you need help....Lance and Joey?
JOEY: What is food?
LANCE: And we wadgered makeup.
ALEX: YOU ALL LOSE!! AND I QUIT!!!!
NSYNC: What's wrong with him?
The End