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"No Sex on the Nsync Tour Bus"
Ladies and little girls of the teeny bopper class of 1999, I have one piece of advice for you; No matter what they tell you, there is no sex on an Nsync tour bus, none. Oh there’s Nsync on an Nsync tour bus, but you want sex, and there’s no sex on an Nsync tour bus.
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Don’t go to after parties ready to give ass, sure Nsync’s inside, but you’re not the only one tryin to get your freak on. There’s professional hoochies tryin too.
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If a boy acts black, talks black, but is white, he’s an Oreo.
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If a man acts 16, and looks 16, but tells you he’s 27, he’s having a mid-life crisis.
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Get rid of that stupid ass Superman tat.
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Britney Spears couldn’t have possibly been with Justin all those times, Jamie Lynn was doin some of that shit.
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Young men, if you give your girl a necklace and she breaks up with you, let it slide. Why spend the next 30 days in juvinelle retention because some jock stole your genie in a bottle.
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Wife beaters; ain’t nothin wrong with that !
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No matter what you think, of what I’m saying, remember this, there is no sex on an Nsync tour bus.
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If a famous person is bitchy, they won’t be famous that long. They’re too bitchy to realize they’re askin for a beat down.
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If a girl always bares her mid-drift, she’ll probably suck your dick....
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If a guy looks like Ronald McDonald, he’ll probably suck your dick...
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Here’s a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarious-you’re gonna die
Leo-you’re gonna die
Taurus-you’re gonna die
Libra-You’re gonna die
Joey-you’re gonna die f---in
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No man goes to a Britney Spears concert for her singing.
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If you’ve been dating a man for four months, and you travel with his four best friends, you are a groupie.
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Some of the things I’ve said may not apply to you, some of the things I’ve said might have offended you. But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing; no matter what a bodyguard says, there is no sex on an Nsync tour bus.