2. "Borg. James Borg. Vodka Martini Dry...olives are irrelevant!" Borg Cola-NOT the choice of the Next Generation.
4. "Computer, I am Locutus of Borg. Earl Grey, hot, for 10,000."
5. "I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi...ooh! Donuts!"
6. "I am Lancelot of Borg. Resistance is feudal." Caeser Borg: "We came, we absorbed, we left.""A Borg?" "Well, I got better."
4. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine in the first to seasons - the Mir Space Station (something always is going wrong)
3. Tribbles - hamsters
2. Borg - ants at a pinic, always coming back for more.
1. Morn - Fred Elliot from Coronation Street.
9. "If your lobes were any smaller, you could oo-mox with a toothpick!"
8. "You've got the looks of a Jem'Hadar!"
7. "You've got the business sense of a Cardassian vole!"
6. "Your nephew's in Starfleet and your brother works for the Bajorans, so what does that make you?"
5. "You couldn't SPELL profit, let alone make it!"
4. "You couldn't shortchange a Bolian!"
3. "You're so stupid, you tried to go to warp without being on a ship!"
2. "Then when you DID get a ship, you forgot the warp core!"
1. "Your prices are so low that you'd sell a brick of latinum for two slips!"
2. (Arms dealers should take special note) Tell your customers to treat their weapons like employees: fire at will.
3. Treat journalists like people seeking credit: give them nothing but a smile.
4. Good word of mouth turns to latinum. Bad word and mouth vaporises it.
kieron jIH!DIvI vIDevmeH qaqaD! bangwl' ghaytan nom rIn bangwI jol ylchu'
tagh! tera'ngan. targh yISop!
DivI' Qip Duj Dotlh. Oob Qu'qoch. bangwI 'ach yay wo' qeyIiS
Ah, that's better, my translator's fixed now. I hope you enjoyed my topical debate. Very interesting, what do you think, Terran?
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