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MASON HORNET

The Professor took the cinderblock in hand and said to Goo "this is the work of the Mason Hornet". "That's not very nice!" shot back Goo and so she and the Professor went to visit secret agent Jonny Dovercourt, who was in the backyard playing ball with Pins and Miss Priss. Jonny put on his secret hat and said "to the bottom of this I will get" to which Miss Priss replied "you don't want to go messing with the Mason Hornet, it will box you in with bricks." Undaunted he and Pins went to confront the wayward bug, who had just encased Doktor Pickles, who had been drinking in the noonday sun, in a tomb of brick. The hornet smiled, as hornets do, and suddenly they were all encased, including Miss Priss' soccer ball. "Ooh" Miss Priss spat, breaking out in a single angry hive, "just wait 'til I get my hands on that silly bug!" But the little Mason Hornet was oblivious to the slings and arrows, and went on building little brick tombs around anything that moved. "Well," intoned the Professor, reviewing his notes, "we will have to take care of business then." Goo took care of business by flying into the air and spitting on it with little playdough teardrops. So the Mason Hornet learned the error of its ways. "Now we can all be friends," she said, "but only if you undo your brickwork" and so the Mason Hornet did. "What happened?" said Pins, scratching his head. "How did I get into this tomb?" asked Jonny Dovercourt, rubbing his chin. "That St. Ives really packs a wallop" effused Dr. Pickles, who prescribed himself another belt. Then they all got along and played ball with the Hornet. Afterwards they formed a pop band that plays strange and fast love songs about Xena and Knight Rider.

They are Mason Hornet.

Mason Hornet can be reached at

duncan.macdonell@nesbittburns.com

SHOWS:

Mason Hornet will be hosting & playing a show at the el Mocambo on January 20. It will be a full moon and a lunar eclipse so it will be a strange one.

HERE ARE SOME SONGS!