Things to do When You're Bored

Sharpen your teeth.

Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother

Pop some pop-corn without putting the lid on

Polish your car with ear wax

Write a short story using alphabet soup

Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are. Ask for help

Listen to a painting

Paint your home...day-glo orange.

Read Homer in the original Greek.

Learn Greek.

See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.

Take your sofa for a walk.

Shave a shrub.

Hold a debate. Take both sides.

Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.

Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.

Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License

Put legwarmers on all your furniture.

Interview a cloud

Pinstripe your driveway.

Mug a stop sign.

Have your car painted plaid

Perfect the internal combustion telephone.

Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on four feet

Repeat above until failure

Clean and polish your belly button

Water your dog....see if he grows

Mow your carpet

Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings)

Dial-a-Prayer and argue

Rotate your garden --daily

Get a dog to chase your car

Let him catch it

Confess to a crime you didn't commit

Play solitaire - for cash

Run for Pope

If you don't win run for God

Give your goldfish a perm

Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hoards

Play hockey with your little cousin, as the puck

Debate politics with a fern

If you lose stop watering it

Go bowling.....for small game

Change your name...daily

Challenge the neighbor kid to a duel

Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat

Sharpen your sleeping skills

Put out a fire

If you can't find one start one

Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

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