Life's Unanswered Questions
What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
Who were the beta testers for Preparation A through Preparation G?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand
words, how dangerous is a fax?
Why do women shave off their eyebrows, then paint them back on?
Do bald people have 'bad head' days?
What does Queen Elizabeth sing during the British national anthem?
"God Save Me"?
If all is not lost, where is it?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
What do you do when you discover an endangered animal
that eats only endangered plants?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe
him, but if he tells you that a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
If Jesus was Jewish, what's he doing with a Mexican name?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
If you pull the wings off of a fly, does it become a walk?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?
How can you "draw a blank"?
If there is no GOD, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,
why are there locks on the doors?
what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why do they but Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on 'parkways' and park on 'driveways'?
Why is it that when you transport something by car
it's a shipment, and when you transport something
by ship it's called 'cargo'?
You know that little indestructible black box that is
used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane
out of that substance?
Why is it when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn the volume on the radio down?
If you throw a cat out the window does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
When a cow laughs does milk come up her nose?
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
How do you get the deer to cross at the deer crossing signs?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What is another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needle for a lethal injection?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know when it's time to tune bagpipes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
When you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing eye sled dogs?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream and yogurt?
How is styrofoam shipped?
Why do they call it a T.V. set when you only get one?
If you shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to
kill himself is it a hostage situation?
When you open a new bag of cotton balls should you throw the top one away?
Why do they report power outages on T.V.?
Does a fish get cramps after eating?
How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food?
When it rains why don't sheep shrink?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Why is it you have a pair of pants but only one bra?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
What happens if you get scared half-to-death ...twice?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek does he
automatically lose because he can't find himself?
If you lick the air does it get wet?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
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