Why Why Why

  1. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
  2. Does a fish get cramps after eating?
  3. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  4. How can someone "draw a blank"?
  5. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
  6. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
  7. If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
  8. If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
  9. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
  10. If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
  11. If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
  12. If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
  13. If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?
  14. If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
  15. If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a tall building what would happen?
  16. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
  17. Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
  18. What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
  19. What is another word for "thesaurus"?
  20. When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
  21. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
  22. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
  23. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  24. Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
  25. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  26. Why do 'tugboats push their barges?
  27. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
  28. Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
  29. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
  30. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  31. Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
  32. Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
  33. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
  34. Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
  35. Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
  36. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
  37. Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
  38. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
  39. Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
  40. Why is it so hard to remember how to spell mnemonic?
  41. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
  42. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
  43. Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
  44. Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
  45. Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
  46. Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
  47. Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
  48. Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
  49. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  50. You know how most packages say "Open here". What do you do if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
  51. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?