Attention Children: The Bathroom Door is Closed.
Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions. Wait until I
get out.
Yes, it is locked. I want it that way. It is not broken, I am not
trapped.
I know I have left it unlocked, and even open at times, since you were
born, because I was afraid some
horrible tragedy might occur while I was in there, but it's been 10
years and I want some PRIVACY.
Do not ask me how long I will be. I will come out when I am done.
Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door.
Do not go running back to the phone yelling She's in the BATHROOM!
Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in.
Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them. This
was funny when you were two.
Do not slide pennies, Legos, or notes under the door. Even when you where
two this got a little
tiresome.
Do not let the dog/cat in because you think he/she "misses me".
If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking as
you face this closed door, please
turn around, walk away, and wait for me in another room.
I will be glad to listen to you when I am done.
And yes, I still love you.
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