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GUEST APPLICATION FOR JERRY SPRINGER SHOW

Personal Information:

Name___________

Nickname______________

CB Handle______________

Yore Mama______________

Yore Daddy (if knowd)________________

Spouse's Name_________________

Relationship to spouse:
___Sister
___Brother
___Mother
___Father
___Pet
___Aunt
___Uncle

Occupation:
___Unemployed Mechanic
___Gun Show Dealer
___Skinhead

Number of Children in Household___

Number that are yours___

Circle Highest Level of Education: 1 2 3 4

How Far is Your Mobile Home From a Paved Road:
___1mi.
___5 mi.
___?

Number of Times You Have Survived a Tornado: ___

Number of Vehicles Owned___

Number on Cement Blocks___

Truck Equipment:
___Gun Rack
___Pit Bull
___Spit Cup
___Fuzzy Dice
___Rebel Flag
___Naked Woman Mudflaps
___NWO and/or NRA sticker

Weapons Owned:

___Tire Iron
___Pick Handle
___Beer Bottle
___Shotgun

Number of Dogs Owned: ___

Number of Homemade Tattoos:___

Which of the Following Appliances are in your Front Yard:
___Friggerator
___Heatin Stove
___Warsher
___TV
___Freezer

How Many of the Above Appliances Work: ___

Fav-o-rite Recreation:
___Drinkin
___Cow Chip Throwin
___Possum Huntin
___Crawdad Huntin
___Spittin Backy
___Scratchin
___Watchin Wrasslin

If You Can Read, Which Magazines Do You Prefer:
___Soap Opera Digest
___NWA
___Rifle and Shotgun
___NWA
___TV Guide
___National Enquirer
___True Confessions

Which Stinks Worse:
___Hogpen
___Outhouse
___Spouse

Can You Spell Your Last Name:___Yup ___Nope

Can You Remember Your Last Name: ___Yup ___Nope

Have You Ever Stayed Sober for More Than One Day: ___Yup ___Nope

Do You Know Any Words with More Than 4 Letters: ___Yup ___Nope

Which is Correct : ___"I Seed Him" or ___"I Seen Him"

How Many Cartons of Cigarettes Do You Smoke a Day? ___

Math Test: How Many Food Stamps Do the Following Cost?

___Six Pack
___Ciggies
___Shotgun Shells
___Backy

Number of Times You've Seen:
___a UFO
___ Elvis
___Elvis in a UFO Healthy

Which of the Following Do You Have?

___Head Lice
___B.O.
___Runny Nose
___Boils

Can You Remember the Last Time You Bathed? ___Yup___Nope

Color of Teeth: ___Yellow ___Brown ___Black ___N/A

I hereby swear this is the trooth and sign my "X" on _________19__

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