Introducing White Trash Barbie. She's larger and meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up, thank-thair-better'n-you Barbies! Now every girl can live the fantasy of ignorance and poverty with her special trailer-park friend.
Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with:
-Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie's smoking pleasure!
-A six-pack of cheap beer (It's on sale!) to refresh Barbie during her busy day of bitching and watching TV.
-Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants*, halter top and sandals. (*Hot pants or blue jean cut-offs may be substituted on dolls shipped to Alabama.)
-Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button on Barbie's back and she's pregnant ... again!
-Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases including "I tol' jew gd#@! kids to git the hell outa my yard!", "Git me anuther beer, baybee.", "Whur's my f#!@ cigarettes?", and more.
Also Available:
-Barbie double-wide dream trailer. Mobile home fun complete with stained carpet, broken steps, TV set. Barbie's wormy pet cat Rufus also included. Disassembles for use with the Tornado Action Playset. (Sold separately)
-Barbie dream car. 1986 Chevy Chevette in mix-n'-match colors and smokin' chokin' exhaust. (Sold separately). Holds two White Trash Barbies or fifteen Mexican Migrant Barbies
Coat hanger radio antenna.
-Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickn' leg action and PimpSlap backhand.
With cowboy boots and MadDog 20/20 bottle.
Curses, mumbles when string is pulled.
African-American version available (cannot be shipped to Mississippi)
-Married life Ken with Beer-bustin' expanding waist*. Molded to recliner. With TV. Says "Shut up woman." and "Git me a beer."
(*Waist cannot be reduced)
