Hi folks, Here are a couple of jokes..just have a break and ennnnnjo these
jokes
First jooookeee
DEAR FRIENDS
ARE R FEW GOOD ANSWERS FROM BRUCE LEE
ENJOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
bhaskara ravi
Bruce Lee's one liners
1) What is Bruce Lee's Favorite dog?
- Ju Lee
2) What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?
- Mu Lee (Radish in Hindi)
3) What is Bruce Lee's favorite non-veg stuff?
- Ko Lee ( Means Chicken in Kannada)
4) Who is the greatest fan of Bruce Lee?
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A Malaya Lee
5) What is Bruce lee's favourite pass time sport ?
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Go Lee (marble in tamil/mal/Hindi/Kannada and other languages)
6) What is Bruce Lee's favourite Indian food item ?
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Thaa Lee
7) What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over ?
-
Khaa Lee
8) What is Bruce Lee's niece name who likes to play hide and seek?
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Chupa Lee
9) What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name ?
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Saa Lee
10) What is Bruce Lee's cousins name who drinks?
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Sharab Lee
11) Bruce Lee's favorite food
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Id Lee
12) Bruce Lee's favorite festival
-
Diwa Lee
13) Bruce Lee's favorite holiday spot
-
Mana Lee
14) Bruce Lee's favorite tree
- Im Lee
15) Bruce Lee's favourite Actress
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Sona lee
16) Bruce Lee's favourite Music
- Qawa lee
17) What is Bruce Lee's Drunkard Cousin's name?
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Baat Lee (Botly)
18) What is Bruce Lee's cheap cousin's name?
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Maamu Lee
19) What is Bruce Lee's Dangerous cousin's name?
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Dead Lee
20) What is Bruce Lee's working cousin's name?
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Coo Lee (Coolie)
21) What is Bruce Lee's lady working cousin's name?
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Kaam Wa Lee (kamwaly)
22) When did Bruce Lee die?
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Final Lee (finally)
23) How did Bruce Lee die?
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He was shot with a Go Lee (Goli=bullet)
24) What to call Bruce Lee who takes classes once a week?
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Week Lee (Weekly)
25) For Having the Entire Sutthy?
nannu kshamin chaaaleee.
joke no 3:
Shadhi ka Application from ravi:
DOCTOR;
Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me
desirous of marriage.I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has
knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps away
from
all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin.I promise to be a good
doctor with no side effects. Apply or reply.
LAWYER;
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post
of
husband after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be
strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl.The girl should
be
willing to surender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e.
Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained.
Apply in
confidence and if you have the confidence.
BEGGAR;
Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de,
Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega,
Hillery hogi to Monika bhi dega
BOATMAN;
Must be able to dig, clean cook worms and clean fish. Must have own
boat
with motor. Please send the photograph of motorboat.
BANKER;
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her
service.
SHAYER;
Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jagi hai,
Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,
To yaroo ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.
BEVDA;
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory.
I am
an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home.
Friends come
home only seven times a week.Girl preferred will carry me from bar
to
ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be
ample.
CAR MECHANIC;
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be
above
average and must run the household at a good average. Dent wont be
tolerated especially in the head gear.
PESSIMIST;
Why do marriage and mirage rhyme? Because both of them are
misleading.
S/w Engineer
Looking for a girl with difference(don't disclose what would be
the differnce you r looking for) . If you consider urself to be the
girl
with difference, please visit my home page
If you match none of these then show this to next one besides you
juke box no 4:
infinite recursion:
"Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone.
"Watt."
"What is your name, please?"
"Watt's my name."
"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?"
"No, this is Knott."
"Please tell me your name."
"Will Knott."
Whereupon they both hung up.
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