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This is a list of quotes from the movie "Can't Hardly Wait"

Kenny:"Yo I GOTTA have sex tonight"
Kenny:"It says here 92% of honeys at UCLA are sexually active. 92%, yo! You know what that means, don't you? 92% of women in L.A. walkin around goin, 'Class, or sex? What shall I do?'"
Kenny's friend:"What's that? Oooh our boy's a fag!" Kenny's friend #2:"Who's a fag?" Kenny:"Ya'll are fags! This is a Fragrance of Love scented candle!"
Kenny:"I roll up on that shorty like 'What's up' and she says 'You don't know 20 different ways to make me call ya big poppa', cuz I don't, yo."
Yearbook Girl:"Kenny Fisher, sign my yearbook!" Kenny:"No thanks, no time."
Kenny:"It's finally time for Kenny Fisher to become, 'Da Man.' Now I've done my laps. All ten finalists are present and accounted for. Ten lovely ladies,yo! Each one at my disposal. Ten willing and able tour guides into the theme park of loove. But who will it be? Which of you gorgeous ten will be,The Lucky One?"
Kenny: "Just waitin for those two hoes over there scratchin out over who gets ta knock the boots with me, you know what I'm sayin.." Kenny's Friend: "What hoes?" Kenny's Friend 2: "I don't see no hoes, Kenny." Kenny: "What, you callin me a liar? Why you gotta waste my flava, damn!"
Kenny:"I was reminiscing today, right? I was thinking about that time in 7th grade when we was all playing Spin the Bottle at Lynn Eckert's house, you remember that?" Ashley:"I guess." Kenny:"Yeah. And you and me, we never did get that kiss. I had this madd flashback that you were staring at me, all night, kinda giggling with your girlfriends, you remember that?" Ashley:"Oh! Oh oh I do remember that! You were eating Cheetos! And that orange stuff was all stuck in your braces, and nobody wanted to tell you! Aww.. so you just kept on eatin 'em! Oh my God! Lynn and I thought that was the funniest thing!! LYNN!!! Come over here. Remember that little kid that we used to call Chester Cheetah?"
Kenny:"Yo I must have died and gone to heaven because I see an angel sittin right in front of me. Are you crying? Oh no baby please. You are far too fine to look SO sad."
Kenny:"You don't even know me anymore." Denise:"Yes I do. I know exactly who you are. You're Kenny who used to play... we used to play Miami Vice in my basement. You used to sleep over at my house, and you had to leave the hall light on every night. You're Kenny Fisher who used to buy me a card every Valentine's Day and a bag of those little hearts with the words on them. You're Kenny Fisher who suddenly got too cool to hang out with me when we hit junior high. 'Cause I was in all the smart classes, and 'cause my parents didn't make a lot of money, and because you desperately needed to sit at the trendy table in the cafeteria."
Kenny:"Woman this is all your fault! Barging here like a freaking moose, all OHHHHAHOOHAHA" Denise:"Yeah well if I'd known you were gonna be in here, half-naked, pleasuring yourself, I would have gone elsewhere."
Kenny:"I mean, if it had been on your mind the last six years, you might have mentioned something." Denise:"When, when you were ignoring me in the halls? When you were writing 'Denise Fleming is a tampon' on my locker Freshman year?" Kenny:"I did not write Denise Fleming is a.... tampon." Denise:"Yeah, just like you didn't destroy my Cabbage Patch Kid in second grade." Kenny:"Second grade! Besides, I admitted that, right away." Denise:"No you didn't! When I picked her up and her head fell off, you started to cry. Kind of tipped me off." Kenny:"I didn't cry!... much. Fine, I told Jon Kieserman to write 'Denise Fleming is a tampon', I swear I felt really bad afterward." Denise:"It's all right, I told Diana Yellin that you were a dendrophiliac." Kenny:"What is that?" Denise:"It's someone who has sex with trees."
Denise:"Yeah if you need to fit a family of five in your pants." Kenny:"Shut up, these are cool!" Denise:"Okay, but the goggles!" Kenny:"Everybody's wearing these. Okay, okay my turn. Those shoes! Do they serve an orthopedic function?" Denise:"No.... fine... what about your shoes?" Kenny:"What about my shoes??" Denise:"Well, is there a mission to the moon later?"
Kenny: "Damn woman! Why you gotta be such a ragin bitch!?!"
Kenny: "Watch me g!"
Kenny: "I figure all the Bitches in the class gonna be at this party ya know, I gotta give 'em all an equal opportunity at their special K yo!"
Kenny: "time is hunnys"