Britney lip syncs; Britney isn't wearing a bra; TJ is with her (the nasty looking male dancer who's in all her vids); She's doing that god awful tongue thing...
2 shots if...
She totally denies ever having anything but a friendship with Justin Timberlake; if she takes that back and says he gave her her first kiss; if she's only wearing half a shirt; if Britney's hair extensions look like they seriously need to be changed...
3 shots if....
Britney does a revealing photo shoot; if you see a Britney video; if you go to a concert and come back with hearing problems...
4 shots if...
You hear of yet another instance where she's dissed her fans completely (in the words of Vanilla Ice, word to your mother, Britney); if she and Stupid Assed Justin Timberlake are seen together; if she and NSYNC do a tour; if you see Britney wearing pink; if she is wearing those damn pink things in her hair..
5 shots if....
You see her wearing the same damn school girl outfit; you hear another guy say "britney spears is fine!"; one more stupid assed 12 year old screams at the top of her lungs how much she loves Britney (at this point, since you've almost drained the bottle, you might as well use it to kill those people with); if Britney looks like she's been fried to a crisp; if Britney's abs are showing..AND LASTLY..IF SHE SINGS AND SHE SUCKS.
By now, I would think you would have been checked into the hospital for alcohol poisoning...So don't try this at home, mkay?