Running Out Of Names To Call Them???

My fine, upstanding, SAGACIOUS, *ooh, sat word* english teacher once told me to never ever use the same words over and over again, because the reader will get bored. Frankly, people, if you're trying to be humorous in a conversation, after a while, people get tired of hearing Britney Spears' name. So, let's expand, shall we???

Group 1: NSYNC

NSTINK, NSUCK, NBLOW, NJOY, NSTUPID, NSCHMUCKS, etc.

Now, for the many names of Britney, er, I mean...Slutney. *LMAO*

Britney Spears:

Slutney, Bitchney, Bratney, Bit Bit, Brit Bit, Brit Brat, Boob Job Spears, Blow Job Spears, Stupid Spears, Da Brat, Justin's Bitch, etc.

Individual names, now....

Justin Timberlake:

Pansy Ass Timberlake, JuJu, *thanks to whoever made that one up*, Britney's Pimp, etc.

Joey Fatone:

FATone, Fat ass, Stupid Superman, etc.

Lance Bass:

RuLance, Drag Queen, etc.

Chris Kirkpatrick:

Pug, Ghetto Boy (can be used for either Justin OR chris, but make sure if you use it, you give it to one NSUCKer and only one, and stick with it.)

Brian Littrell:

Mig, (lots of love to the creator of Backstreet's laughing place for that one, she rocks!!!!) Bible Boy, Short Stuff, etc.

A.J. McLean:

Crackwhore, crackbaby, crackweasul (i know, weasul is misspelled, but it's misspelled for a reason...) AJ da Alcoholic, Pimpin Ronald, (as in Ronald McDonald , you know, from McDonalds??)

Nick Carter:

Fat Bastard, Pizza Boy

Howie Dorough:

Troll Boy, Troll, Pedophile, RuHowie, Nick Lover, etc.

RUNNING OUT OF DESCRIPTIONS OF THEM???

Here are some:

Butt ugly, fugly (that's a shortened version of fucking ugly or freaking ugly..) nasty, gross, stupid, disgusting, vile, terrible role models.

Have some to add to the list? E-mail me @:

britney_haters_club@hotmail.com