Last Update: Late May, Something or another
Um...The BSB have been on a bunch of shows, and I'm sorry to say that the crack cocaine and other heavy drugs have obliterated A.J.'s brain completely. Ever seen the Waterboy?? "Which brings me to my next point...don't smoke crack." Brian is being GOOD, and Kevin seems to be picking up on A.J and Howie's lead and going for the greasy look. Hey, Kev, even turtles need baths sometime, dude! And as for *NSYNC, they've been busy. Joey even had a kid. Now who didn't see that coming! And Brit and Justi are being open about their relationship, but of course, they're not having sex at all. Ummm...right. And Britney is having a ball, it seems. Right now, I don't have all that much to chat about, I'll write more later...
Well, they're hitched! Kevy and Brian! Oh no! Leighanne..Littrell! That has to be against the law somewhere! Just kidding. I wish both guys the best. And as for little Nicky....what the hell is he thinking? I'm not up to par on the whole dating situation of the other three as I've been stuck at school for the past three months, so I'm lost, but if he's still dating Willa, or whatever her NEW name is, I might have to whip out the trusty baseball bat! The new BSB album comes out sometime in Nov. and I don't even know when, folks, that's how busy I've been! I haven't caught them on TRL (aka totally rigged live) and I missed AJ's episode of Cribs! I felt retarded! Okay, so Cait's back...and I have new fan fiction to post, more bitches, more whines, and once again, mad mad luuuuuv to the GOD of my idolotry, the creator of Backstreet's Laughing Place: SHE ROCKS. Go visit her site, i have the link all over the stupid pages. :) More news later, when I update myself on five months of missed BSB, NSYNC, and Britney crap...gee, I can't wait!
OMG! Like, totally! It's been forever and a half, didja miss me? Well, a lot has happened! Brian is engaged...GROSS! Kevin is getting married too, *sob, sob* Nick is getting stupider every day...things are progressing! Nick has hooked up with a gold digging skank (is that a surprise?) and A.J. pulled a fast one on the fans and is still apparently dating Amanda. Notice how you never hear anything about Howie....hmmm. Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are the "it" couple of the moment (thank god it's not puffy and jennifer!) and Britney Spears has a new video out. Just when I thought that her videos couldn't get any more moronic, she has impressed me yet again. Thanks to Nigel Dick, for forcing the world to watch a video that looks like a brain dead monkey made it while 14 year old guys vote like mofos for her stupid video. It's things like that that make my life wonderful, you know? As one of my friends commented, "Hey look! She's wearing a red condom!"
Christina hosts TRL. Mandy hosts TRL. Slut fest, thanks. That's GROSS, could you please skip the cheese? Come on, Carson's bad enough, but at least I don't have to look at him in tight pants or navel baring shirts...*eww*
MANDY MOORE'S NEW VIDEO CANDY: Dear sweet Jesus, Judas PRIEST, why, God, WHY?? Yet another mindless, boring, crackass pop video!!! In the new Foo Fighters video "Learn To Fly", the janitor dude sticks the drugs in the coffee pot, and the flight attendant makes coffee in the coffee pot with the drugs in there, and everyone on the plane gets high?
THAT IS THE EXPLANATION FOR MANDY'S VIDEO.
Exactly. Some ghetto ass janitor hides it in the damn coffee pot, some damn skank makes coffee, and presto, the whole damn set is trippin so much, they ain't got a clue as to which end is up!
BRITNEY SPEARS WINS 4 AWARDS AT THE MTV EUROPE AWARDS: No, no, no!!!! And I thought the Europeans had more taste than that...*rolls eyes*
CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S NEW VIDEO: "WHAT A GIRL WANTS"... Two words: Crack and ASS! I'll have a review up soon, but damn. Her outfit, song, dancing, and theme of the video SUCKED. I mean, I was impressed that it actually had a PLOT, but visually wasn't that stimulating.
Ooh, it's time for high fashion at the 1999 MTV music video awards....NOT. Britney Spears was apparently wearing a " see through top trimmed with feathers courtesy of designer Todd Oldham." Gross, there's a mental picture I didn't need, especially right after I ate.
And what a surprise, Slutney Spears and Pansy Ass Timberlake's band, *NSTINK, I mean, *NSYNC, are joining up for a performance at the VMA's...Just what I need....Double the sound of dying cows...not to mention, those poor people in the audience. Korn, Limp Bizkit, etc. must be suffering...Poor guys.
Britney Spears, a Rapist? yup...
Apparently, Brit met a fan via the internet, lured him to her home and sexually assualted him in a very sadistic manner....*it gets even better..* and was convicted of some stuff...I forget what...but get this...HER COUSIN ::cough cough, I believe CHAD:: was supposed to testify that Britney did the same stuff to him....Woah, and I thought Britney only did that to PAYING customers...
On a lighter note..*just kidding* Spears seems to be a big fan of the internet....cause she had cybersex it seems, with the president of America Online! It happened when she was supposed to schedule a chat.....Some janitor found in the pres' desk pictures of her with hearts all over them....One thought: First the president of AOL, next the President of the United States? (If she hasn't already, that is...)
MANDY MOORE = BRITNEY AT AGE 15??? YES!
That's right, folks. Yet another nasty butted no talent whore from Orlando has popped up. People are saying there is something in the water there. If you have Innosense and Mandy Moore from the same town, there is something in the water. It's called mercury. It can have harmful effects on people. (Such as going insane...::cough. cough NSYNC, Britney, Mandy, Innosense::
SPEARS DITCHES FANS!!!!!!!!!
WAS I RIGHT??? YES! I've just been waiting for the right instance to come along. Britney had about 200-300 fans waiting for her at some department store to come sign autographs and do a basic meet and greet, but did she show? NOOOO! She hopped a plane with (GUESS WHO? I WAS RIGHT!) Justin Timberlake and flew to Mississippi for NSYNC's next show. I think I speak for those people when I say that when Britney's new album comes out (If there is one) those people won't be buying one.
Why do fans stick with her after she pulls crap like this??? It's so confusing...she's a big slut and rude as hell, and people stick by her. WHY?